Friday, September 28, 2012

East St. Louis Curfew and Color Bans Are Not The Answer To Violence Problem

The news media and blogesphere is all abuzz talking about the newly instated curfew in East St. Louis.  Befor ... http://p.ost.im/p/d6sLeW

Sunday, September 23, 2012

Wondering About The Past......And Leaving It There

I have some people that, while we were growing up were the best of friends.  We laughed, talked, cried, share ... http://p.ost.im/p/djHy9a

Wednesday, September 19, 2012

Tuesday, September 18, 2012

Ask Stang: The Heartbroken Hairdresser

Usually when I write the "Ask Stang" column, the column is in response to an email that I've received at AskSta ... http://p.ost.im/p/djDdM9

Friday, September 14, 2012

Florida Lawyer Posts Pictures of Client's Underwear on Facebook – Mistrial Declared

A man who stands accused of stabbing and killing his girlfriend has been granted a mistrial due to the awkward ... http://p.ost.im/p/d2FPQF

Thursday, September 13, 2012

Florida Man Arrested For Bank Robbery After Using Smartphone To Write Robbery Note

A smartphone for a dumb criminal sounds just about right.  A Florida man whose name has not been released (lu ... http://p.ost.im/p/d2ectB

Thursday, September 06, 2012

Man Plants Marijuana On Church Property - Claims It Was A Misunderstanding

When I think of misunderstandings, I think of missed appointments or bad autocorrects, not for a second do I th ... http://p.ost.im/p/dFGx8x

Florida Man Gets Life For "Waterboarding" Ex-Girlfriend With Rootbeer

Justice duly served in this case......PALM COAST, Fla. - A man convicted of "waterboarding" his ex-girlfriend ... http://p.ost.im/p/dFw3Mc

St. Louis Man Charged With Murder After Dispute Over A Bag of Cheetos

I got nothing...........UPDATED at 5:10 p.m. Wednesday with charges.ST. LOUIS • A man was charged lat ... http://p.ost.im/p/dY6ydh

Carjacking Thwarted When Thief Can't Drive A Stick

There is nothing amusing about violent crime, however the lack of common sense that thwarts the crime is always ... http://p.ost.im/p/dYrkCE

NY Man Attempts To Swallow Wad Of Fake Bills To Avoid Arrest

35-year old Larry Jones was detained at the Darien Lake Amusement Park after he attempted to pay for an order o ... http://p.ost.im/p/dFnscD

Man Scatters Wife's Panties Along Roadway - Angry About Her Restraining Order

I wonder if this could be considered littering????CANONSBURG, Pa. -- A southwestern Pennsylvania man has been ... http://p.ost.im/p/dFWeSn

Tuesday, September 04, 2012

Man Calls Police To Complain About Prostitute Rate Hike

Thank you so much Alex for the heads up (no pun intended) on this story.  A Michigan man called police after ... http://p.ost.im/p/dFhG7M

Monday, August 13, 2012

PA Woman Jailed After Poisoning Man With Eye Drops So He Would "Pay More Attention" To Her

Being "thirsty" is one thing but being crazy is a whole 'nother animal.  A Pennsylvania woman has been arrest ... http://p.ost.im/p/dRH2pu

Saturday, August 11, 2012

Ohio Teen Hospitalized After Playing 5 Straight Days Of COD - Modern Warfare 3

I may sound overly critical but the first thing that comes to my mind is what parents think it's okay for their ... http://p.ost.im/p/ddKGjF

Illness Causes Woman To Grow Fingernails Instead Of Hair - On Her Face

This is a very bizarre story about the "miracles" of modern medicine.  28-year old Shayna Islom is living wit ... http://p.ost.im/p/dRrSYN

New Orleans Man Soils Himself To Get Out Of DWI

This is just downright, no good, beyond excuses, NASTY!  And THIS dude has the nerve to be smiling in his mug ... http://p.ost.im/p/dR8jsN

Florida DUI Suspect Offers Police $15 To Get Back Her Fake ID

The law might be locked into calling Christine Stoudemire a suspect but I am not, I have no problem calling her ... http://p.ost.im/p/dR6n4J

Texas Woman Accused Of Beating Boyfriend With Stripper Pole

One has to wonder what would make a woman beat her boyfriend with a stripper pole, a pink one no less.  I'm s ... http://p.ost.im/p/dRPHWT

NY Teen Breaks Into Home - Asks Victims For Taxi Number To Get Away

It has been reported that the part of the brain which is responsible for logic and reasoning is not fully devel ... http://p.ost.im/p/dRhaNc

Monday, June 25, 2012

Teen Gets Arm Stuck In Vending Machine Trying To Steal Soda

Being a teenager gives most kids a limited license to do some really stupid things, we adults tend to refer to ... http://p.ost.im/p/e3uaPE

Friday, June 08, 2012

Blog Contributors Needed At Stangzine

First and foremost, I love this blog and over the years, I have been very overprotective of it.  At that time ... http://p.ost.im/p/e72Ed9

Monday, May 14, 2012

Man Sues Porn Star For Not Following Him On Twitter

Some people take everything but their real life way too damned seriously, I am always boggled about how upset p ... http://p.ost.im/p/esTJL5

St Louis Man Man Steals Horse-Drawn Carriage - Punches Horse

Only in the midwest..........Police have arrested a man they say attacked the driver of a horse-drawn carriag ... http://p.ost.im/p/esKNqk

Fort Wayne In. Parents Used Kids As Chevy Hood Ornaments - Drove With Kids Strapped To Car

Two Fort Wayne, Indiana parents (that's how the law refers to them anyway) have been charged with multiple coun ... http://p.ost.im/p/es4AMg

Man Stabbed Friend During Argument Over Who Has The Most Sex

I have brought to your attention stories of friends fighting over video games, dinner, and other things that ar ... http://p.ost.im/p/esC4V7

70-Year Old Virgin Ready To Lose Her Virginity To Millionaire

We all have morals and values that we choose to live by.  Since we are all individuals, it is to be expected ... http://p.ost.im/p/esGC9s

TV Show ‘Bait Car’ Catches Criminal In Car And LAPD Detective In A Lie

If you are a cop show fan, then you are familiar with TruTv's series "Bait Car".   If you're not, the premise ... http://p.ost.im/p/esCDPY

Teen Tries To Rob Police At Police Station - Says It Was A Joke

Youth comes with it's own fair share of stupidity but Keithan Manuel seems to have more stupidity than most, ... http://p.ost.im/p/es7Jvk

Man Uses A Bobcat To Break Into Store - Steals Deodorant

I thought that I was a funk-o-phobic but the idea of using a front loading bobcat to break into a Family Dollar ... http://p.ost.im/p/essGKg

She's Not A Funky Domalina - She's A Ghetto Ballerina

Social networking is a wonderful thing.  I have been networking with an up and coming author named Tenia Jami ... http://p.ost.im/p/escehE

Friday, May 11, 2012

Adventures In Graduation .... True Tales Of Foolery

I am starting this blog with a big ole phat "Whew!!  That's over!"  I have been under the radar the last coup ... http://p.ost.im/p/es7Scx

Monday, April 30, 2012

Man Arrested After Pot He Ordered Online Is Delivered To Wrong Address

See, now every time someone makes a valid argument for the legalization of marijuana, some fool manages to prov ... http://p.ost.im/p/epeEn4

Meth Lab Explodes In Man's Pants During Scuffle With Police

I guess that it's not only "liar, liars" with their pants on fire anymore......OKMULGEE, OK (KTLA) -- A porta ... http://p.ost.im/p/egKpvQ

Dentist Pulls All Of Ex-Boyfriends Teeth After Being Dumped

It's official "Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned" ............ or even better, if you leave your dentist g ... http://p.ost.im/p/ep2dKU

Thursday, April 26, 2012

New York Woman Hits Cop In Head With Pink Dildo

This sounds like it should be some kind of cool freaky tales story, but it's not........it's some hilarious kin ... http://p.ost.im/p/egwVf3

Wednesday, April 25, 2012

Florida Man Charged With Felony After Stealing A Cup Of Soda From McDonald's

A felony charge for a $1 soda??  You betcha, that's what happens when you already have a laundry list of thef ... http://p.ost.im/p/egpH3B

Virginia Man Accidentally Shoots Himself, Wife At Gun Safety Class

I wonder if they will start holding a pre-k version of gun safety classes?ROANOKE, Va. - A Roanoke, Va., man ... http://p.ost.im/p/egtPPV

Man Electrocuted While Urinating On Railroad Tracks

As I have said before, I think that I have the best readers on the planet.  When I miss something, they make ... http://p.ost.im/p/eg3jT5

Georgia Granny Has Shoot Out With Would Be Robbers - And Wins

This Georgia grandma may or may not be a member of the NRA, but grandma-badass handled her own business against ... http://p.ost.im/p/egHQNg

Monday, April 23, 2012

Anyone Want To Tell Me WTF Is Going On Here? PLEASE?

I am not a tight ass or in any way offended by people expressing themselves or expressing who they are.  I ha ... http://p.ost.im/p/egJAKu

Man Commits Robbery 16 Minutes After Bonding Out Of Jail

Awe, c'mon MAHN!!  I have heard of people committing crimes after leaving prison in order to go back but damn ... http://p.ost.im/p/egJm5C

Man Charged With Illegal Dumping After Defecating On Neighbor's Driveway

Wow, this whole story smells bad to me............. lolAPRIL 20--A man suspected of a years-long public defec ... http://p.ost.im/p/eb3n3f

And So... I Have This Disease

Lately I've not really felt much like myself.  I've been lethargic, really unfocused, anxious and agitated.   ... http://p.ost.im/p/egAf9T

Teacher Arrested For Firing Blanks At Students

It seems that THIS fool has done what other shop teachers have thought of doing for many years, taking unruly s ... http://p.ost.im/p/egjbdG

Friday, April 20, 2012

Suspected Thief Electrocutes Self, Causes Power Outage

I remember being younger (MUCH YOUNGER) and the jolt that I got when I stuck a butter knife into a toaster...(d ... http://p.ost.im/p/egjBLh

Facebook Photo Leads To Arrest For Stealing Gas From Cop Car

I was reading something the other day that said "about 70% of young people would be ineligible to run for prese ... http://p.ost.im/p/egFP3Q

Funniest 420 - Chronic Awareness Day 911 Calls

Ahh but another 4/20 is upon is, few people know that it's National Lookalike Day, National Lima Bean Day or ev ... http://p.ost.im/p/egFUAJ

Trayvon Martin And George Zimmerman - Missing The Point - Zimmerman Gets Bail

When this case first broke, I, like many others was infuriated about the whole thing.  I was and still am les ... http://p.ost.im/p/egD6n5

Thursday, April 12, 2012

Cable Television and Chinese Credit Checks...WTF

I hate people.....not really, it's just sometimes I have an experience that makes me think that I do.  After ... http://p.ost.im/p/ebYnRv

Saturday, March 24, 2012

Trayvon Martin - Race, Politics and the Media

I kept thinking about at what angle I was going to blog the Trayvon Martin case.  I could not think of an ang ... http://p.ost.im/p/e4VSe4

Friday, March 23, 2012

New Orleans Man Jumps Off Bridge To Avoid Taking DUI Test

A New Orleans man went to extreme measures to avoid taking a DUI test: He jumped off a 20-foot-high bridge. ... http://p.ost.im/p/e4D6KU

Bride Postpones Wedding So Pet Lizard Can Get Chemotherapy

I completely understand the bond that people have with their pets.  I am not sure that someone I was dating f ... http://p.ost.im/p/e4Vs4U

Woman Arrested For Stabbing Man Because She Was "Tired Of Cooking Dinner For Him"

I guess it's safe to say that 46-year old Lisa Cherry from Palm Beach Florida was simply "fed up".  I know th ... http://p.ost.im/p/e4yxmM

Woman Fished Out of Lake Michigan After Falling Off Pier While Texting

Bonnie Miller of Benton begins her press interview by saying "I'm so embarrassed".  As she should be.  She ca ... http://p.ost.im/p/e4MbsM

Man Calls 911 After Wife Won't Let Him Surf Facebook Alone

This whole story is bizarre, well, not if you know the signs of "creepin" which this man's wife did.  57-year ... http://p.ost.im/p/e4V2Jb

Thursday, March 22, 2012

Arrested Woman Sets New Record - Busted With Nearly 5 Pounds Of Heroin In Her Stomach

A record was set at Dulles Airport over the weekend: the most heroin ever recovered from a human stomach.Pleas ... http://p.ost.im/p/e4RGMM

Man Knocks Wife Unconscious With Pineapple

(CBS) ANN ARBOR, Mich. - A 34-year-old Ann Arbor woman was knocked unconscious during an argument with her husb ... http://p.ost.im/p/eXKxqY

Man Arrested After Calling 911 To Report Woman Wearing Lipstick

WATERLOO, Iowa --- A Waterloo man was arrested Saturday after allegedly calling 911 to report that a woman at h ... http://p.ost.im/p/e4Rxfr

Wednesday, March 21, 2012

Missouri Woman Blames Manufacturer Of Sauna Suit For Illness

I know that sounds like it should be on Stangzine.Com in the "you big dummeh" section but since this didn't mak ... http://p.ost.im/p/eXtNjG

Wednesday, March 07, 2012

Parents Learn Daughter Was Left In Chuck E. Cheese By Watching News

I understand that trying to keep up with 10 or so children at Chuck E. Cheese can be a hard job but that is why ... http://p.ost.im/p/eCMThd

One Dead, Six Injured In Ohio Nursing Home Meth Lab Fire

ASHTABULA, Ohio - A meth lab in the room of a nursing home resident caused a fire that killed one person and in ... http://p.ost.im/p/eCk2g6

Tuesday, March 06, 2012

Convicted Killer Collects Over $30,000 In Unemployment While In LA Jail

A convicted murderer who made headlines in Los Angeles for having a tattoo of the murder scene on his chest, ha ... http://p.ost.im/p/eCMRSP

NM Man Leaves His Finger At Robbery Scene

ALBUQEURQUE (KRQE) - Albuquerque police say a piece of a finger was left behind at a crime scene Saturday night ... http://p.ost.im/p/eCHdUe

Monday, March 05, 2012

Woman Sues College – Claims Her Roommate Having Sex Caused Her Suicidal Depression

A lawsuit against the college??  Really??  I have so many ways to go with this that I'm not sure were to star ... http://p.ost.im/p/eQVBWM

Man Calls 911 To Report Being Invisible

Invisible huh??  I wonder how he thought police were going to find him?  Was he going to stand there and say ... http://p.ost.im/p/eQpmfW

Man Performs A Dine And Dash During 'Tip-A-Cop' Fundraiser

A little research never hurt anyone, especially this Las Cruces, New Mexico man.  He performed a "dine and da ... http://p.ost.im/p/eQ7cfT

Man Robs Woman While Getting Off The Bus - Then Calls And Ask Her For A Date

I searched a few sources for this article because I want to know how this clown got this woman's phone number. ... http://p.ost.im/p/eQQuSq

Thursday, March 01, 2012

Letting Go Of Miserable People Without The Guilt

Some people are just destined to be miserable. They weren’t born that way, chances are that something in thei ... http://p.ost.im/p/eQJ5N2

Wednesday, February 29, 2012

Man's Facebook Post Gets Turned Into An Ad For 55 Gallons Of 'Personal Lubricant'

THIS! Is hilarious.  Probably because it's not me.  A Facebook user looked up one day to see his image being ... http://p.ost.im/p/eQSskS

Police Standoff With Florida Man Ends When He Awakens From Drunken Stupor

Seriously??  A man's daughter said that her elderly father was drunk, held a gun on them and told them to lea ... http://p.ost.im/p/eQjv7U

Woman Runs Over Tow Truck Driver Trying To Repossess Her Car

I'm going to venture to say that this is a story that won't air on any "reality" television repo show.  With ... http://p.ost.im/p/eQ6Ud8

Homeless Man Arrested Trying To Steal Secret Service Car

This is one of the shortest stories I've posted.  The way this thing is written, it might as well have not be ... http://p.ost.im/p/eQLAGb

Tuesday, February 28, 2012

Man Jailed After Offering Undercover Police Officer $15 To Smell Her Vagina

When I first read this article, I thought about Chris Rock in that movie where he says "How much for just one r ... http://p.ost.im/p/eQh5wx

Florida Man Drops Gun During Robbery - Tries To Buy It Back From Victims For 40 Dollars

Police in Florida recently arrested a man who allegedly dropped his gun during an attempted robbery and then re ... http://p.ost.im/p/eQLJyM

New York Robbery Fails When One Robber Shoots The Other

Since when did mugging a person become a team sport?  A group of eight men, calling themselves robbing someon ... http://p.ost.im/p/eQkDFb

Friday, February 24, 2012

Florida Man Calls 911 And Asks For A Taxi And Help Finding His Football

I have no words, I think his mugshot says it all....Hello 911, this is an emergency -- I need a taxi cab and ... http://p.ost.im/p/exp5MW

Judge Orders Ohio Man To Either Apologize To Ex-Wife On Facebook Or Go To Jail

The fact that apologizing via Facebook is even considered punitive in court is a reminder of the reach and perc ... http://p.ost.im/p/exQ2qK

Son Outs His Mom For Having Sex With His Teenage Friend

Teri Mezzatesta failed to slow down, she was doin way too much.  Without a doubt, what she thought she had go ... http://p.ost.im/p/expxrT

Florida Man Tries To Rob Store With His Finger

This is reminding me of this Molly Irvins quote that I used to hear all of the time:  "I know, 'Guns Don't Ki ... http://p.ost.im/p/exaMPP

Thursday, February 23, 2012

Things I Wish People Would STFU About - A Random Rant

Ahh yes, another Thursday and a day that I should be working on papers but I choose to procrastinate until late ... http://p.ost.im/p/exW4wS

Wisconsin Man Charged After Cooking His Own Meal At Denny's

This starts like a really stupid joke, "A man walks into a Denny's with a briefcase and wearing a shirt and tie ... http://p.ost.im/p/exmNvu

9-Year Old Boy Found Passed Out Drunk In Playground

Even after reading this story more than twice, I still have a ton of questions that are not answered.  Appare ... http://p.ost.im/p/exmyL7

'Voices' Tell Hospital Patient To Steal And Wreck Ambulance - So He Does

This poor guy.  It totally sucks when the voices in your head are full of wrong information and bad ideas.  T ... http://p.ost.im/p/exsReX

Tuesday, February 21, 2012

Suspect In Indiana Burglary Leaves False Teeth Behind

It's my guess that it is not going to take him long to go from "suspect" to "defendant".......Muncie, Ind. - ... http://p.ost.im/p/exjSAL

When Posing As A Racist Goes Terribly Wrong

Some people define themselves based on their current relationships.  Although I hear this a lot more about wo ... http://p.ost.im/p/exUc6Y

Florida Assault Suspect Claims He's CIA Director And Half Orangutan

It does not take a licensed professional to realize that this dude has issues.  Upon being arrested for assau ... http://p.ost.im/p/e9T3Mw

Ohio Woman's Breast Implant Exploded During Domestic Assault

I was just having the "real boobs, fake boobs" conversation with someone the other day.  We started joking ab ... http://p.ost.im/p/exDW3P

Florida Man Robs Store In Wheelchair - Caught When Wheels Get Stuck In The Sand

Thank you to my BFF Bonnie who totally hooked me up with this story.  I used to go see "The Rocky Horror Pict ... http://p.ost.im/p/exkR4w

Monday, February 20, 2012

Baggage Is For Vacations Not For Relationships

You know, since I've been single, I have been playing the dating game and not playing well apparently.  Then ... http://p.ost.im/p/exYEYP

Man Sues Uncle For Tagging Him In 'Embarrassing' Childhood Photo On Facebook

Pacino says in the movie "The Devil's Advocate" that vanity is his favorite sin.  That line must have been wr ... http://p.ost.im/p/exLKm7

White Supremacist Joins Black Gang Member To Peddle Meth

With all of the racial tension that is plaguing the country, I have often hoped for some kind off racial harmon ... http://p.ost.im/p/exRtEg

Women Attack Bar Employees With Knife After Their Offer To Show Boobs For Beer Is Rejected

I have heard of women keeping money in their bra but what these two women attempted to pull out of their bra, n ... http://p.ost.im/p/exR472

Athens Georgia Stabbing Suspect Requests To Smoke Crack Before Going To Jail

In addition to her right to remain silent, stabbing suspect Essie Mae Jones of Athens, Georgia, asked police if ... http://p.ost.im/p/exJLL7

Dating The Independent Woman For Dummies

I couldn't resist the title, I'm really not calling anyone a dummy but the thought came to me, I laughed so it ... http://p.ost.im/p/exFxGr

Sunday, February 19, 2012

Seattle Prosecutor, James Konat Resigns For Making 'Bigoted' Remarks, But Were They True?

Senior deputy King County prosecutor James Konat, who went on leave last summer after having his hands slapped ... http://p.ost.im/p/exjdAS

Massachusetts Prostitutes Claim New Anti Trafficking Law Will Cut Into Their Profits

The state of Massachusetts is preparing to implement legislation to help curb prostitution and online hookers a ... http://p.ost.im/p/exBGvs

Saturday, February 18, 2012

Cops Bust Man For Stealing $6500 Rolex From TSA Screening Point

I thought that the only person stupid enough to allegedly steal a Rolex from the TSA checkpoint was Michael Vic ... http://p.ost.im/p/exyfkK

Judge Sentences Juror To 3 Days In Jail For Friending Defendant On Facebook

Facebook has managed to just suck any sense of reasoning out of the brains of otherwise "normal" thinking peopl ... http://p.ost.im/p/exNhX8

Friday, February 17, 2012

From The Classroom To The Cellblock - The School To Prison Pipeline

With all of the recent publicity surrounding the current state of public schools in major cities, I have been m ... http://p.ost.im/p/e9bBLu

Women Have The Gift Of Gab - Men Wish We'd Kept The Receipt

I know there is that book that "Men are from Mars and Women are from Venus" but the reality is that is so inacc ... http://p.ost.im/p/e9WMKx

Top 5 Types Of Bloggers That Really Piss Me Off

I got a letter today (I seem to be getting a lot of those lately and I love it) and in the course of the text, ... http://p.ost.im/p/e9ymCm

NY 5th Grade Teacher Has Students Make Holiday Cards For Her Incarcerated Boyfriend

The likelihood of one's common sense improving is not directly related to the amount of formal education that o ... http://p.ost.im/p/e9aTTd

Naked Man Walks Into Walmart - Steals Socks

Once again, I have to talk about people's priorities.  I think that if you are walking into Walmart, butt boo ... http://p.ost.im/p/e9vcAh

Independent Women & The Sensitive Male Ego

A few blogs ago, I wrote about how the lines have gotten skewed between the modern independent woman and the tr ... http://p.ost.im/p/e9HSfN

Thursday, February 16, 2012

Florida School Bus Driver Shows Students The Naked Pictures On His Phone

Aww  c'mon man!  This fool right here got turned in by some of his students for showing them the pornography ... http://p.ost.im/p/e9yHPK

Government Required School To Replace Student's Homemade Lunch With Chicken Nuggets

Apparently, a parent's judgment isn't any good when it comes to making their child's school lunch.  When I fi ... http://p.ost.im/p/e9CySS

Woman Jailed After Nurse Finds Maggots In Baby's Diaper

We have to do better people.  It's not up to me to judge and say who should and should not be allowed to have ... http://p.ost.im/p/e9umPF

Lawyers Argue That Washington Murder Suspect Should Be Allowed Cocoa Puffs In Jail

This chick is not just "coo coo for Cocoa Puffs", she's just coo coo, period.  Holly Grigsby awaits trial in ... http://p.ost.im/p/e9uP25

Woman Attacks Man With A Knife After He Fails To Buy Her A Valentine's Day Gift

To paraphrase, when William Congreve (not Shakespeare as people may think) said that hell hath no fury like a ... http://p.ost.im/p/e9aV8k

Man Suffers A Heart Attack At Vegas's Heart Attack Grill - Imagine That

It's no wonder that the waitresses at the 'Heart Attack Grill' in Las Vegas are dressed like nurses, however, i ... http://p.ost.im/p/e9sp2K

56-Year Old College Student Suspended For Writing 'Hot For Teacher' Essay

Church groups and rigid politicians spent the better part of the 1980's and 1990's convincing the government an ... http://p.ost.im/p/e94bfh

Exorcism Leads To Family Fight

I wanted to thank one of my followers for totally hookin me up with this story, so if you are on Twitter, hit t ... http://p.ost.im/p/e9uTqP

10 Things You Should Never Say To A Black Woman

I was out and about surfing the net and I ran across this list of top 10 things you should never say to a black ... http://p.ost.im/p/e97LfQ

James Brown And The Magic Coffin

I said that I was NOT going to touch this James Brown thing one more ti ... http://p.ost.im/p/e9HR8H

They Are The Youth Gone Wild

Ahmad once had this song and the line that I remember the most was the chorus “back in the day when I was you ... http://p.ost.im/p/e9vHLM

A Few Thoughts About The Friend Zone

I saw an image tonight on my friend’s FB page and it said “Ladies, guys are sick of hearing you ask where a ... http://p.ost.im/p/e9ydE3

Wednesday, February 15, 2012

Police Mistake Naked Bondage Role Play Sex For Kidnapping - Couple Arrested

This Oregon couple will definitely have a story to tell their grandchildren one day.  A concerned citizen cal ... http://p.ost.im/p/e95P6x

Fugitive Runs Out Of Gas – Calls Sheriff For Help

All I have on this is, "You Big Dummeh" !EVANSTON, Wyo. -- A 59-year-old fugitive is back behind bars after h ... http://p.ost.im/p/e9Xaaa

Petco Sued For Cutting Dog's Ear Off And Gluing It Back On [Video]

This story just infuriates me, I've not a been a PetCo fan since I once bought some bird food from them that wa ... http://p.ost.im/p/e9vLvn

Minnesota Man Arrested For Stealing $6000 in Laundry Detergent

Well, I guess that "boosting" has become a lost art.  I don't advocate theft or stealing of any kind but if t ... http://p.ost.im/p/e9tND9

Tuesday, February 14, 2012

42-Year Old Man Pistol Whips His Would Be Assailants In Walmart

I've heard it said that one has to be careful as to who they pick on because somewhere out there, there is some ... http://p.ost.im/p/e9XesM

74-Year Old Man Arrested For Prostitution After Offering Sex To Undercover Police Officers

Well, times are tough out there and old folks need love too.  My mother once told me to not take everything o ... http://p.ost.im/p/e9p8f7

Family Sues After Grandmother Is Dropped Out Of Casket Head First Into Burial Plot

This sounds like something out of some strange morbid comedy movie, however, the family didn't find it funny at ... http://p.ost.im/p/e9WTr8

Utah Man Accidentally Plays Porn Instead Of 'Smurfs' At His Kid's Birthday Party

Police aren't filing charges against a father who briefly played a pornographic video instead of "The Smurfs" a ... http://p.ost.im/p/e9HEhE

18-Year Old Naked Cowgirl Arrested After Slow Speed Chase

Meet Taylor Burnham.When Corpus Christi cops responded to a suspicious person call early Sunday, they spott ... http://p.ost.im/p/e9tEVb

Il Man Gets 3 Years For Billing Penis Pumps To Medicare

Once again, our tax dollars "hard" at work.....bah dum bum.An Illinois man was sentenced Friday by a federal j ... http://p.ost.im/p/e9nMyh

Armed Robber Drops Wallet In Front Of Adult Novelty Store [Video]

Officers are searching Monday morning for an armed robbery suspect who they say left behind a big piece of evid ... http://p.ost.im/p/e9CUry

Man Tries To Pay For Lap Dance With Crack

Hey, in some clubs, with some girls, the crack would have been enough.  I guess this chick just wasn't down f ... http://p.ost.im/p/e9aGj4

Monday, February 13, 2012

Pastor Caught Having Sexual Intercourse With A Pregnant Sheep

RESIDENTS OF Abesim near Sunyani in the Brong Ahafo Region are in a state of shock and disbelief following the ... http://p.ost.im/p/e9gqGQ

Woman Jailed After Molesting Children & Posting Pictures On Facebook

Austin, TX  - Gloria Ann Veloz, a 27-year-old Texas woman has been jailed after she allegedly photographed he ... http://p.ost.im/p/e9kjrQ

One Legged Man Hid Cocaine In Butt

I don't know what else to say...I mean, where else was he supposed to put it, right??  LolAuthorities in Flo ... http://p.ost.im/p/eHTq46

Mother Busted For Slapping Her Son In Anger Management Class

I am a little late posting this story, I saw it the other day and when I went to put it out here, I couldn't fi ... http://p.ost.im/p/e9puH8

Atlanta Thieves Break Into CVS - Steal Weave & Cigarettes

I am always thrilled to see people who have their priorities straight.  I do not advocate nor recommend break ... http://p.ost.im/p/e9kgmw

Driver Arrested On Drug Charges After Cops See Him Using Heroin At Traffic Light

I've got no words.........Police arrested a 50-year-old Longmeadow man Thursday afternoon on Main Street afte ... http://p.ost.im/p/e96xNA

Children Reunited With Family After Being Left At Wrong Chicago Home

This whole story still stinks like three day old fish to me, but as a friend of mine told me, sometimes you jus ... http://p.ost.im/p/e9AU7x

Saturday, February 11, 2012

Lesson Learned: You Can't Call Hos, Hos, Cause Hos Get Offended

I guess I should preface this journey into the land of total phuckery by saying, the terms "ho, slut, manwhore" ... http://p.ost.im/p/e9dgtT

Relatives Of 2 Toddlers Abandoned On Chicago's South Side Located - Update

OMG!!!  Thank Goodness!!I can become very passionate about issues, especially issues that have to do with ... http://p.ost.im/p/e9hEUL

Friday, February 10, 2012

Two 2-Year Olds Abandoned On Street On Chicago's S. Side In The Cold - Plz Circulate

So, I'm sitting here doing homework when this story comes across my feeds, thanks Ms. Gee for the heads up.   ... http://p.ost.im/p/e98hvF

Indianapolis Tow Company Tows Car With 7-Year Old Boy In The Back

This "don't make" any damned sense.  As far as I'm concerned there are plenty of charges to go around for eve ... http://p.ost.im/p/eH73Vb

Teacher In Hot Water For Spraying Stinky Student With Febreze

We all had that one kid in school that always had body odor, and I guess that same student exists.  A teacher ... http://p.ost.im/p/e96mKE

Man In Court For Crack Pipe Possession - Gets Arrested For Bringing A Crack Pipe To Court

A crackpot with a crack pipe, now that's good sh!t.  THIS dude reports to court for a hearing on his recent c ... http://p.ost.im/p/e9Mf4B

Fart Joke Leads To Bomb Scare At A Mississippi College

Dude?  Really?  I got no words....Nothing clears a room like a fart -- except, perhaps, a bomb scare.Har ... http://p.ost.im/p/e9BbJk

Man Jailed For Putting Methamphetamine Into Coffee Pot At Local Tax Preparer's Office

Wow, just wow.....the original article is right, this gives a whole new meaning to the phrase "Turbo Tax"..... ... http://p.ost.im/p/e9DPEd

Indiana Burglar Breaks In - Cooks Dinner - Folds Clothes

I know, I know, this guy has tons of issues but I'd love to borrow him for a few days.  I absolutely hate to ... http://p.ost.im/p/e9Jv99

Teen Stabs Grandmother More Than 90 Times To Piss Off Uncle

Who does this??  Better yet, I don't understand people's path of logic.  This kid kicked it with his uncle (t ... http://p.ost.im/p/e9RkU4

Man Stabs Roommate In Neck With Screwdriver After Air Conditioning Dispute

Having a roommate is hard but it's even harder if they are not kickin in on the utility bills.  I have heard ... http://p.ost.im/p/e9Nadu

Tennessee Man Charged With Killing Couple After They 'Unfriended' Her On Facebook

And here I thought that only people who were emotionally unbalanced and active in social networking did things ... http://p.ost.im/p/e9rYWP

Ex California Mayor Steals Mixer From School District To Make Pizza

As if the school districts aren't strapped enough for case, this fool somehow thinks it's perfectly okay to ste ... http://p.ost.im/p/e9dNwm

Man Barricades Himself In Apartment & Threatens Suicide Over Stolen Chicken Dinner

Wow, just wow...the hostage negotiation team over a  chicken dinner??  That chicken musta been Popeye's and n ... http://p.ost.im/p/e9Ufjs

Thursday, February 09, 2012

Ultimate Resume Fail By NYU Student Makes Him The Laughing Stock Of Wall Street

This is priceless, I have to thank Ang, one of my loyal readers for turning me on to this article.The other ... http://p.ost.im/p/e9F69n

Face It - Roland Martin's CNN Suspension Is NOT A "Black Thing" - It's A Green Thing

So, I’ve been reading the rants and raves about CNN’s Roland Martin’s suspension for tweets he made on Su ... http://p.ost.im/p/e9DRXV

Man Arrested In $5600 Postal Worker Robbery After 'Showing Facebook The Money"

FEBRUARY 8--If we’ve said it once, we’ve said it a thousand times: Your Facebook wall should never be used ... http://p.ost.im/p/e9Swgb

Chicago Man Punches Stranger Because She 'Looked At Him Funny'

A judge set bail at $25,000 today for a man who police said repeatedly punched a woman he did not know Monday a ... http://p.ost.im/p/e9Jdtx

Woman's Hoodie Leads To Man's Burglary Arrest

IRWIN, Pa., Feb. 7 (UPI) -- Police in Pennsylvania said they were able to identify a robbery suspect by the V ... http://p.ost.im/p/e9L4KC

Wednesday, February 08, 2012

Man Stabs Girlfriend Because Steak Tasted Funny

BELMONT, N.C. -- A Belmont man has been arrested and charged with stabbing his girlfriend over the taste of a s ... http://p.ost.im/p/eHU6tL

Man Sets Himself On Fire After Trying To Assault Estranged Wife With Gasoline

A Florida man who tried to set his estranged wife ablaze wound up getting burned.Badly.Matthew Wong’s ... http://p.ost.im/p/eHAXCn

Tuesday, February 07, 2012

New Yorker Seeks $900 Trillion Dollar Settlement Over Placement Of Her Kids In Foster Care

No, you did not read that wrong...it says...900 Trillion...read on.A New York woman whose two boys were rem ... http://p.ost.im/p/eHa4t2

Police Offer $250 Reward For Information In “Mega Masturbator” Love Doll Theft

In a bid to capture the armed robber who last month stole a $250 sex doll from an Iowa City adult store, police ... http://p.ost.im/p/eHDsjT

Student's Tardiness Lead To Criminal Charges For Parents

Detention for chronically late students is common, but what about parents in court because of their frequently ... http://p.ost.im/p/eHQvQg

Woman Blames Failed Breathalyzer Test On Her Large Breasts

(CBS) PORT ST. LUCIE, Fla. - A Port St. Lucie woman says she failed a roadside sobriety test because of her lar ... http://p.ost.im/p/eHUyCS

Los Angeles Elementary School Replaces Entire Staff Amidst Child Abuse Probe

(CBS) LOS ANGELES - L.A. school officials have temporarily replaced the entire staff of the Miramonte Elementar ... http://p.ost.im/p/eHbJcN

Man Tries To Rob Bank With Bag Of Apple Pies

(CBS) SACRAMENTO - Authorities say a man was arrested Saturday after allegedly attempting to rob a bank by clai ... http://p.ost.im/p/eHSWeq

Monday, February 06, 2012

Realtor Finds Man's Dead Body In House Four Years After Suicide

A man's body has been found in his home after it lay undiscovered there for four years following his suicide. ... http://p.ost.im/p/eHqPcd

Alabama Fugitive Arrested After Logging Onto Sheriff's Facebook To Taunt Him

If you're facing arrest then it's rarely a good idea to provoke the police on your tail.But an accused rapis ... http://p.ost.im/p/eHf67v

They're Not 'Golddiggers" Anymore - Now They Are 'Piranha Women'

Wealthy men are being tricked into bed by single women who deliberately get pregnant because they view a baby a ... http://p.ost.im/p/eHWww5

User Deleted Facebook Photos Remain Online Three Years After Deletion

Deleted Facebook photos don't disappear but can still be accessed by anyone with a link to the images themselve ... http://p.ost.im/p/eHWqn2

Bald Thief Steals $150 Worth Of Rogaine From Long Island CVS

(CBS) - Heads up.Police say they are looking for a bald man who was caught on camera, along with another ma ... http://p.ost.im/p/eHpArd

Friday, February 03, 2012

Ask the Ninja

This is a new place where you can send me your crappy problem, and I will give you the best damn advice you can ... http://p.ost.im/p/eHQ9Lf

Cops Bust Naked Burglar Covered In Chocolate And Peanut Butter

Let the Reese's jokes begin....FEBRUARY 3--A naked burglar covered in chocolate and peanut butter was arres ... http://p.ost.im/p/eHfKVF

Houston Husband Sets House On Fire After Wife Has Dinner With Other Man

A big thank you to my friend Militia for turning me on to this foolery......HOUSTON—A jealous husband is ... http://p.ost.im/p/eHAfj9

4 Women Beat Waitress At Red Lobster Over Wrong Order [Video]

FAIRVIEW HEIGHTS, Il. (KMOV) – Police are currently searching for four customers that beat up a waitress at a ... http://p.ost.im/p/eucMqH

Man Sued After Shooting Bottle Rocket From Anus

In a stunt straight out of the movie “JackAss”, A U.S. college student is suing his fraternity after a fell ... http://p.ost.im/p/eHkdNn

72-Year Old Man Dies After Swallowing Dentures During Sex With 62-Year Old Prostitute

A 74-YEAR-OLD man died after he accidentally swallowed his dentures during sex with a 62-year-old prostitute in ... http://p.ost.im/p/eH2PY4

Man Stabs Brother Over Brownie

CARBONDALE, Pa. -- A dispute over a chocolate confection led a man to stab his brother, who responded by thro ... http://p.ost.im/p/eu7DmG

Burglars Caught After Booking Taxi As Getaway Vehicle

The Daily Mail reports that police have said they “couldn’t fail” when it came to catching stupid crimi ... http://p.ost.im/p/eunxNE

Thursday, February 02, 2012

Woman Dies From Allergic Reaction To Weave Glue

Thank you to my friend Ed for turning me on to this.........A housewife died after suffering a massive alle ... http://p.ost.im/p/eHJdLc

Toothless Woman Robs Bank To Buy Dentures

Waynesburg, Pa.  - Evelyn Marie Fuller, a 49-year-old Carmichaels resident was jailed Tuesday after she all ... http://p.ost.im/p/eHYcbm

Husband Brings Home Girlfriend & Orders Wife Out Of Bed - Wife In Jail Over Attack

Vero Beach, Florida  - Marian Searchwell, a 56-year-old Vero Beach woman was jailed after she allegedly g ... http://p.ost.im/p/eHYHW4

FBI Mistakenly Cuts Down Wrong Door With Chainsaw In Raid

(CBS) FITCHBURG, Mass. - The FBI accidentally raided the wrong apartment last Thursday, cutting through the apa ... http://p.ost.im/p/eHrX7c

Wednesday, February 01, 2012

Elementary School Teacher Charged With Blindfolding Students & Feeding Them His Semen

Normally, I don't post about the maltreatment of children but this has got to be one of the most vile stories I ... http://p.ost.im/p/euweby

Drunken Sailor Ends Up In Bed With 80-Year Old Woman

SEATTLE -- An intoxicated sailor who walked into the wrong apartment in Bremerton, Wash., urinated on the floor ... http://p.ost.im/p/eHNys7

Tuesday, January 31, 2012

Wannabe Jedi Jailed In Light Saber Attack

PORTLAND, Oregon — An Oregon judge has used his force to order a 45-day jail sentence and mental health eva ... http://p.ost.im/p/euHpns

Thief Smashes Car Window - Steals Woman's Teeth

BRIDGEVILLE, Pa. —Bridgeville police said they are searching for the person responsible for a series of car b ... http://p.ost.im/p/eHeAYA

Man Jailed After Shooting Son Over Singing Karaoke In The House

Redding, Calif.  - William Oller Sr., a 70-year-old California man was jailed after he allegedly shot his son ... http://p.ost.im/p/eHrM8C

Inmate Uses Butt To Smuggle Gun Into Jailhouse

There are some places you should definitely not hide a gun.Police in North Carolina believe that despite mu ... http://p.ost.im/p/eH8upP

Monday, January 30, 2012

California Man Arrested For Driving Nude & Exposing Himself In Driveways

(CBS) GLENDALE, Calif. - Police said a 34-year-old man was arrested Thursday for driving around naked from the ... http://p.ost.im/p/eHknWb

Ohio Woman Wanted For Robbing Business With Curling Iron

Toledo, Ohio (The Weekly Vice) - Sonia Watson, a 41-year-old Toledo woman is wanted by police after she alleged ... http://p.ost.im/p/euwpnJ

Fur-Lined Ugg Boots Banned In Pennsylvania School

POTTSTOWN, Pa. - January 27, 2012 (WPVI) -- Shearling boots, often known by the brand-name Uggs, are a popula ... http://p.ost.im/p/euK6PR

'Hoarder' Keeps Body Of Dead 95-Year Old Mother In Storage Unit For 17 Years

A hoarder kept the body of her 95-year-old mother tucked away in a Florida storage unit, and may have done so f ... http://p.ost.im/p/eutasy

Saturday, January 28, 2012

Diary of A Mad Black Grad Student - Misadventures In Graduate School

This session, I have to take this "Readings in Criminal Jusitce" class.  Basically, we choose 6 books, get th ... http://p.ost.im/p/eum63E

Teens Break Into CNN Newsroom To Check Facebook Status

The two teens caught checking their Facebook pages after allegedly breaking into CNN's Atlanta newsroom weren't ... http://p.ost.im/p/euHsKN

St Louis Woman Robs Police Officer And Pays For Her Groceries With Officer's Credit Card

A wily woman with quick hands kept two police officers on their toes Friday, according to charges filed in cour ... http://p.ost.im/p/eusgef

Friday, January 27, 2012

Donkey Semen & Urine Are On The Menu In 'Fear Factor' Challenge

"Fear Factor" producers' plans to serve fresh glasses of donkey semen to contestants on the next episode had NB ... http://p.ost.im/p/euHFPM

Texas Woman Gets Out Of Jury Duty By Showing Up With Loaded Gun

Fort Worth, TX  - Dayna Kay Purtee, a 53-year-old Texas woman has been jailed after she showed up for jury du ... http://p.ost.im/p/euUbTE

Woman Follows 'Do Not Leave Car If Stranded' Rule - Stays In Car 1 Week After Crash

BURLEY (NewsCore) - A Texas woman who drove her rental car into a muddy pond in Idaho spent a week in the stran ... http://p.ost.im/p/euDSxq

Houston Hospital Patient Found With Ants & Gnats In Trachea Tube

Two brothers were visiting their sick father at a westHouston hospital last year when they noticed ants and g ... http://p.ost.im/p/eubxLw

Man Gets 1-Year Driving Ban After Authorities Find 4 Kids In His Trunk

LONDON — A British court has banned a man from driving for a year after he was caught traveling with four chi ... http://p.ost.im/p/euqCJg

Woman Charged With Prostitution After Turning $6 Dollar Trick

A Shelby, North Carolina woman faces a prostitution charge after police say she performed a sex act on a city s ... http://p.ost.im/p/eufahb

Thursday, January 26, 2012

FL Man Arrested After Wrecking His Kia Sorrento 5 Times In One Day

A man who crashed his sport utility vehicle into five other vehicles in five separate crashes Monday has been a ... http://p.ost.im/p/euA2AR

Inmate Arrested For Refusing To Leave His Cell

FLAGSTAFF, AZ - Most people can't wait to leave jail, but one northern Arizona inmate has been charged with tre ... http://p.ost.im/p/eutMeL

California Dad Gets Restraining Order Against 4th Grader

(CBS) - California father Robert Casteel has been granted a temporary restraining order against a fourth grader ... http://p.ost.im/p/euaqem

Man Jailed For Hacking Man With Axe - Eating Victim's Eyeballs & Brain

Bridgeport, Connecticut  - Tyree Lincoln Smith, a 35-year-old Bridgeport man was jailed after he allegedly ki ... http://p.ost.im/p/euQdax

7-Year Old Girl Saves Life Of Unconscious Mother By Slapping Her With A Slice Of Cold Pizza

As stories go, this one is gonna take some topping...When seven-year-old Rita Lawlor couldn't wake her mothe ... http://p.ost.im/p/euHAWf

Girl Rushed To Hospital After Living On Chicken Nuggets For 15-Years

BIRMINGHAM, England - British teenager Stacey Irvine has eaten practically nothing but chicken nuggets since th ... http://p.ost.im/p/euVV3x

Wednesday, January 25, 2012

4-Year Old Boy Pulls Out Marijuana At School Snack Time

(Reuters) - A pre-kindergarten boy who announced to his teacher at snack time that he wanted to share pulled ni ... http://p.ost.im/p/emt2dF

Baltimore Priest Arrested for Indecent Exposure in Porn Shop

Baltimore-area priest Father Mark Stewart Bullock was arrested last week after police found him half naked in t ... http://p.ost.im/p/eu2hB3

Baby Found Nibbling On Dead Mouse At Day Care Center In New Jersey

A Newark mom has yanked her 8-month-old daughter from a local daycare center and is slamming the center's staff ... http://p.ost.im/p/euJ2KD

Chicago Man Calls 911 & Asks To Fight A Cop

A 38-year-old Willowbrook man accused of calling 911 and asking to fight a police officer faces felony battery ... http://p.ost.im/p/euJpLu

Tuesday, January 24, 2012

MA Dentist Admits To Using Paper Clips In Root Canals

A former dentist in Massachusetts has pleaded guilty to Medicaid fraud for using paper clips instead of stainle ... http://p.ost.im/p/eurvAE

Pennsylvania Brothers Face Charges After Brawl Over A Broken Bong

JOHNSTOWN, Pa. (AP) - January 23, 2012 (WPVI) -- Two western Pennsylvania brothers are charged with simple as ... http://p.ost.im/p/emsCts

400 lb Inmate Sues Jail For Not Having Uniforms To Fit Him

He wouldn’t look good in stripes.A 400-pound felon — who claims he spent eight months in jail in one se ... http://p.ost.im/p/eurF4c

28-Year Old Mother Banned From Nightclubs For Being "Too Old" To Wear Skimpy Outfits

A woman in the UK has been banned from every nightclub in her home town after being told she is too old to wear ... http://p.ost.im/p/euJQYd

Monday, January 23, 2012

Teen Calls Cops Over Parents Having Sex

A Florida teenager who called 911 last week asked police to place her in a Christian children’s shelter becau ... http://p.ost.im/p/emtmLx

Friday, January 20, 2012

AZ Man Eats Cat - Uses Tail For Necklace - Bones For Party Decorations

PHOENIX — A transient was arrested after police said he skinned and ate a cat while camping inside a Phoeni ... http://p.ost.im/p/em6Bam

43 NY Rival Gang Members Arrested For Bragging About Crimes On Twitter

(CBS) NEW YORK - Over 40 members of two feuding gangs have been indicted in connection with a series of shootin ... http://p.ost.im/p/emPYxe

NY Elementary School Teacher Limits Bathroom Breaks To 3 Per Week

Parents at a Brooklyn elementary school are furious over a fifth-grade teacher’s bathroom policy that prohibi ... http://p.ost.im/p/emXwfb

Thursday, January 19, 2012

Gun Wisdom - This Is Awesome!

Every now and again, something comes across my FB that I think is crazy funny.  Being a proponent of the 2nd ... http://p.ost.im/p/emuW96

Wanna Avoid Driving In The Hood? Microsoft Has An App For That

These days it seems like there's an app for everything. But one app has stirred mixed emotions in its attempt t ... http://p.ost.im/p/em9jap

Some Folks Need To Get Off The Cross - We Need The Wood

I started this rant on the Stangzine site on the post titled "Georgia Mom Arrested for Allowing 10-Year-Old to ... http://p.ost.im/p/emU8tX

Subway Employee Arrested For Giving Friends Food Discounts

In a development sure to chill minimum-wage sandwich artists everywhere, a 19-year-old Subway worker was actual ... http://p.ost.im/p/emhJG5

Georgia Mom Arrested for Allowing 10-Year-Old to Get Tattoo

A Georgia mother who was arrested for allowing her 10-year-old to get a tattoo said she had no idea it was ille ... http://p.ost.im/p/emX6Y6

PA Couple Arrested For Arson After Flaming Tampon Attack On Car

JANUARY 18-- Armed with flaming tampons--yes, flaming tampons--two young Pennsylvanians attempted to blow up ... http://p.ost.im/p/emM37g

Man Tries To Rob Casino By Threatening To Spread Staph Infection

Police say a man tried to rob a western Pennsylvania gambling parlor by threatening to spread a staph infection ... http://p.ost.im/p/emQhYt

Drunk Driver Hogtied By Good Samaritan In New Mexico

FARMINGTON, N.M., Jan. 18 (UPI) -- A suspected drunken driver who narrowly avoided several head-on crashes in N ... http://p.ost.im/p/emShQ9

Tuesday, January 17, 2012

Stangzine Is On 24 Hour SOPA Strike! WTF Is That, Right?

What is SOPA? SOPA is an acronym for the Stop Online Piracy Act. It's a proposed bill that aims to crack down ... http://p.ost.im/p/emJE5M

Friday, January 06, 2012

Medical Examiner Arrested For Keeping Body Parts For Dog Training Purposes

A medical examiner in Wisconsin has been arrested after keeping a human body part obtained from an autopsy for ... http://p.ost.im/p/e5DegJ

Chicago Woman Sues Officer Who Gave Her Ticket & Tracked Her Down To Ask Her Out

A suburban Chicago police officer used a $132 speeding ticket he issued to track down a woman and ask her for a ... http://p.ost.im/p/e5fBAh

Man Shoots A 3 Point Marriage Proposal On Jumbo Tron At UCLA Game & MISSES!

I'm thinking that guys really need to stop proposing at basketball games.... here is the latest failed 3 point ... http://p.ost.im/p/e5FPYE

Florida Man Tries To Ditch 20 Grams Of Marijuana At Courthouse

WINTER HAVEN, Fla. -- Winter Haven police have arrested a 31-year-old man on drug charges after he threw away a ... http://p.ost.im/p/e5keCm

Thursday, January 05, 2012

Nevada Bunny Ranch Brothel Backs Ron Paul

CARSON CITY, Nev., Jan. 4 (UPI) -- This endorsement might leave some wondering: Prostitutes at a brothel near C ... http://p.ost.im/p/e5Lysv

Runaway Teen Missing Since 2010 MISTAKENLY Deported To Columbia [Video]

An African-American teen from Dallas who has been missing since 2010 was found to have been wrongfully deport ... http://p.ost.im/p/e58UH3

Denver Woman Rubs Her Butt On 30 Million Dollar Painting

DENVER — A 36-year-old woman was charged Wednesday after punching, scratching and sliding her buttocks agai ... http://p.ost.im/p/e55S94

Wednesday, January 04, 2012

Florida Man Burns Down House So Wife Doesn't Move In

Tampa, Florida - Kent Perusse, a 48-year-old Tampa man was jailed Tuesday after he allegedly burned down his ... http://p.ost.im/p/e59T9W

Wells Fargo Customer Confidence Drops - Bank Left Unlocked For 48 Hours [Video]

SACRAMENTO (CBS13) — A Natomas Wells Fargo Bank that closed for business on Saturday was left unlocked for 48 ... http://p.ost.im/p/e5Fqmh

Chicago Man Busted After Removing Clothes, Exposing Self To Audience At "Chipmunks" Movie

Meet Edward Brown.Thirty minutes into a showing last Thursday of the movie “Alvin and the Chipmunks: Chip ... http://p.ost.im/p/e5L2Cy

Mountain Dew Will Dissolve Rats On Contact

Defending itself from a lawsuit claiming that an Illinois man found a dead mouse inside a can of Mountain Dew, ... http://p.ost.im/p/e5fcUx

52-Year Old Prostitute Still Working The Streets Of Bronx New York

LIKE many single mothers, Barbara Terry, 52, scrounged for baby sitters and leaned on her own mother while rais ... http://p.ost.im/p/e5j2eQ

Drunken Minor Has Paralyzing Car Accident - Sues Bar That Didn't Check Her ID

A South Carolina woman is suing the bar that served her alcohol as a minor the night she had a car accident tha ... http://p.ost.im/p/e5k5A4

Nasty Woman Caught On Camera Taking A Crap On Store Floor [Video]

I think we have all been there, when you gotta go, you gotta go.  I totally understand how the situation beco ... http://p.ost.im/p/e5kj3t

Pa Police Cite Cross Dressing Man Who Chained Himself In Car At Walgreens

(CBS/AP) UNIONTOWN, Pa. - Police say a man who was dressed as a woman chained himself inside his car while park ... http://p.ost.im/p/e5HJsK

Library Sends Police To Collect Overdue Books From 5-Year Old Girl

A five-year-old girl was left in tears after police visited her home - to collect her overdue library books. ... http://p.ost.im/p/e5mgxa

NY Cop Caught On His Dash Cam Planting Evidence Or Not?

My New Cents:I usually deliver my two cents AFTER I give you all a chance to read the article but I'm sitti ... http://p.ost.im/p/e5CrNq

Monday, January 02, 2012

North Carolina Man Tries To Use 1 Million Dollar Bill At Walmart

LEXINGTON, N.C. -- Do you have change for a million-dollar bill?Police say a North Carolina man insisted hi ... http://p.ost.im/p/ePXmsg

Man Hides Away In Ladies Room - Throws Himself A Party In Closed Empty Bar

SACRAMENTO -- A man decided to stay well-past closing time at an Old Sacramento bar, tripping the alarm when he ... http://p.ost.im/p/e5RMtk

Woman Steals Case Of Beer Upskirt [Video]

One of my readers sent this in to me and I just about fell over.  Apparently, a family shopping outing result ... http://p.ost.im/p/ePsCGJ