Stang: Imma Peeeeeeeeee Lmfao!!!!!!!!! He got caught because his burnt azz forgot to take the 'In loving memory of, Mary' card off of the bouquet...ha ha... see what happens when Ozzy gets a drivers license, he drives to the cemetery to steal flowers...ha ha ha ha ha .. I can't STAND it.
| ''LONDON - Ozzy Osbourne has revealed that wifeSharon was shocked when he presented her a bouquet he had 'nicked'from a graveyard. The60-yearyear old rocker says he was caught becausehehad forgottento the rip the card off the bouquet, whichread:'In loving memory of Mary.' Ozzy, however, adds that this was only a one-time incident and he always bought flowers for his wife in their 27-year marriage. TheSun quoted him as saying: 'I'd gone out on the p***andit was late and I went into a graveyard and nicked some flowersoff a freshly-dug grave. Then I forgot to take the card off. 'Thatwent down like a pair of knickers. 'Oh thank youforthe flowers... you f*****!' ' (ANI) Osbourne misunderstood rehab October 7th, 2009 LONDON - Legendary rocker Ozzy Osbourne, who had tried to strangle his wife Sharon while drunk, did not understand what rehab was and expected to find a bar on his visit there. 'I'd never heard of rehab. Ozzy Osbourne was wrongly diagnosed with AIDS October 5th, 2009 LONDON -Ozzy Osbourne has said that he was wrongly diagnosed as HIV positive. 'I went to the doctor and had an Aids test and he told me it was positive. Ozzy Osbourne finally gets his first ever driving licence October 5th, 2009 LONDON - Ozzy Osbourne has finally managed to get a driving licence for the first time at the age of 60, after being rejected by the authorities a number of times due to his alcohol habits. The Prince of Darkness is excited that he can now officially drive. Ozzy Osbourne finding difficult to have sex October 4th, 2009 LONDON - Ozzy Osbourne has revealed in hisnew book 'I Am Ozzy' that of late he is finding it difficult tohave sex. The60-year-old rockstar believes that anti-depressantshehas beentaking since quitting booze and drugs has damaged hislove life with wife Sharon. Ozzy describes The...'' Read More Ragged Under: Kelly Osbourne, Sharon Osbourne, LONDON, Ozzy Osbourne |  |
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