If sharing a birthday with a giant adult sized rat is not scary enough, maybe the sight of some strange man showing up at your family table and having a seat would be a cause of concern. That is exactly what Kenneth McGhee of Columbus, Georgia did. Reports say that McGhee walked into the local Chuck E. Cheese Restaurant and sat down at the end of a family’s table.
As a woman at the table went to retrieve her purse she noticed that McGhee’s hands were in his lap, originally she thought he was texting but then saw that he penis was fully exposed and he was masturbating while looking around the crowded restaurant. McGhee fled the scene when the woman called for help.
This is a prime story for my WTF were you thinking, file. Apparently this man took his childhood admonishments of “keeping his hands to himself” seriously. Doooooooooooooooooood! Epic FAIL!!
“Columbus, Georgia – Kenneth McGhee, a 21-year-old Columbus man was jailed Monday after he reportedly exposed himself to children while masturbating inside a Chuck-E-Cheese restaurant.
According to the Muskogee County Sheriff’s Office, McGhee entered the Chuck-E-Cheese’s on Macon Road Monday afternoon and sat down at the end of a family’s table. The mother noted that his hands appeared to be in his crotch under the table, however, she thought he may have been texting on a cell phone.
Investigators say the woman moved over to retrieve her purse when she saw that the man’s penis was fully exposed and he was fondling himself. The restaurant was busy at the time, with lots of children playing nearby. He appeared to be peering around, checking out various children as he masturbated. When the mother called for help, McGhee fled the scene.
McGhee ran inside a Fashion Trends store to hide, however he was apprehended behind the store a short time later without incident.
McGhee was booked into the Muscogee County Jail and charged with child molestation and false information because officers say he gave them false information about his age and place of birth. He also had outstanding warrants for violating his probation, according to the arrest affidavit.”
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