Woman Sues Estate Of Man Killed By Train - Claims She Was Injured By His Body Parts

An Illinois woman is suing the estate of a man killed by a train, claiming the man's flying body parts hit her ... http://p.ost.im/p/ePY8UT

Man Arrested For Bringing Beer To AA Meeting & Refusing To Leave

I'm guessing that since it was Alcoholics Anonymous, this fool thought he could drink in private without anyone ... http://p.ost.im/p/ePa6eY

Texas Woman Beats Down Sister During Their Mother's Funeral Visitation

Kilgore, Texas - Kimberley Lynn Briggs, a 45-year-old Texas woman was jailed after she allegedly attacked her ... http://p.ost.im/p/ePMqFF

Drunken Online Shopping Means Big Money For Retail Stores

After enjoying a few drinks, some people go dancing. Others order food. And for some, it’s time to shop onlin ... http://p.ost.im/p/ePBpXN

Montana Man Tries To Return Stolen Underwear

BOZEMAN, Mont. -- A 21-year-old Minnesota man was arrested after being caught trying to break into a woman's ho ... http://p.ost.im/p/eP55yS

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Pastor Needs Dose Of Holy Water After Licking Parishioner's Vagina During Prayer

“Pastor Addy came to my house, asked me to pray with him and that he has had some bad revelations about me. W ... http://p.ost.im/p/eP6pvw

11-Year Old Texas Boy Ticketed After Being Hit By SUV

TEXAS CITY, Texas, Dec. 22 (UPI) -- An 11-year-old Texas boy who was ticketed for walking on the wrong side of ... http://p.ost.im/p/eftWbN

Woman Calls Bomb Threat Into LAX To Stop Husband’s Flight

A Lynwood woman angry with her husband called in a bomb threat to prevent him from departing on a jetliner at L ... http://p.ost.im/p/efa3uS

Man In Trouble With FDA For Selling Semen On The Internet

(Reuters) - An electronics company engineer who the U.S. government considers a one-man sperm bank has fathered ... http://p.ost.im/p/efC3hp

Fake Liposuction Doctor Flushed Fat Down Toilet

A San Francisco man who allegedly posed as a doctor and performed liposuction on an unsuspecting woman then flu ... http://p.ost.im/p/efQGXU

Man Sold Drugs In Coventry Dressed As Incredible Hulk

A man is behind bars after being caught selling drugs outside a Coventry nightclub dressed as The Incredible Hu ... http://p.ost.im/p/efKyN6

Waterstone Books Lists Hitler’s ‘Mein Kampf’ As Perfect Christmas Present

HUDDERSFIELD, England –  Britain's leading bookseller has apologized for a festive promotion trumpeting Ado ... http://p.ost.im/p/efgCm9

Pa. Teens Busted For Robbery After Posting Their Take On Facebook

First, thank you Mark for sending me this.  I know I got it out late ... http://p.ost.im/p/efJuDA

Big Boobed Model Caught With Cocaine Implants At Rome Airport

ROME Italian airport police eyeing up a busty Spanish models curves ma ... http://p.ost.im/p/effyW9

Connecticut Man Defecates In Bank Parking Lot Before Robbery

NEW MILFORD, Conn. A 55-year-old New Milford man has been charged with ... http://p.ost.im/p/ef2wj7

Just Because That Outfit Is Your Size & It Fits.. Doesn't Mean You Can WEAR It !

There are two things that I like to do, one is shop and the other thing is that I like to NOT pay full retail p ... http://p.ost.im/p/efBMwJ

Indianapolis Man Robs Bank With Glue Gun

Before I even get started, I have been doing this blog for years and I ... http://p.ost.im/p/ef8DS4

Man Crashes Lamborghini 6 Hours After Winning It – Puts It Up For Sale

I hope that whoever buys this car asks for a CarFaxSALT LAKE CITY  ... http://p.ost.im/p/efjnhu

Mystery Buyer Acquires Vatican.xxx Web Address

I am not posting this because I actually think its newsworthy but becau ... http://p.ost.im/p/efh9Tg

Utah Man Busted For Viewing Child Porn On Airplane

BOSTON A Utah man was arrested Saturday after police say he viewed chi ... http://p.ost.im/p/eDhuQg

California Homeless Man Caught Masturbating To Porn In Library

(CBS) LAGUNA BEACH, Calif. A homeless man is accused of engaging in a ... http://p.ost.im/p/eDh89c

Florida Man Calls 911 When His Stolen Boat Runs Out Of Gas

Coast Guard officials in Florida say they helped one seafood company wi ... http://p.ost.im/p/eADK9m

Teen Applies At Store – Shoplifts From It On The Way Out

A Santa Clarita teenager applying for a job at a hobby shop dropped off ... http://p.ost.im/p/eAmkPe

TV’s ‘Pawn Stars’ Crew Offers Jobs To Locked-Out NBA Players

If the “Pawn Stars” posse has its way, customers could soon buy ele ... http://p.ost.im/p/eAVyfQ

Florida Woman Jailed For Assault After Beating Sister Over Slice Of Toast

WESLEY CHAPEL, Fla., Nov. 24 (UPI) Authorities in Florida said they ar ... http://p.ost.im/p/eAVdnr

Ask Stang: How Do I Deal With Two Faced Relatives During The Holidays?

Hey Miss Stang Thang,Shoot me some advice for holiday family issues. For instance, what to do about the "one" ... http://p.ost.im/p/eSGEAB

How Necessary Is It To Require A Background Check To Buy A Handgun?

Gun-Rights advocates in Virginia are gearing up to challenge the current background check requirement to purcha ... http://p.ost.im/p/eARq8D

Should Coverage of Criminal Cases Focus on Defendant or Victim?

I was doing some research for my homework when I ran across this article and I think that it raises a very go ... http://p.ost.im/p/eSGC97

Texas District Attorney’s Office Forgets To Indict Murder Suspect – Suspect Goes Free

What the hell??!!!!  Filing indictments is an every day occurrence an ... http://p.ost.im/p/eAdmGS

Utah Woman Posts Gamer Husband For Sale On Craigslist

Logan • A Utah woman listed her video game-obsessed husband for sal ... http://p.ost.im/p/eSgGqY

Georgia Burglar Left Himself Logged Into Facebook

Criminals + Facebook = Epic Fail Blog Entry When I am scanning my news ... http://p.ost.im/p/eAYXEy

Maryland Flash Mob Robs A Silver Springs 7-Eleven [Video]

At least 70 people simultaneously shoplifted from a Silver Spring, Md., ... http://p.ost.im/p/eA6pyu

Stop The World - I Wanna Get Off!

It's days like today that make me really glad that I have a journal.  This day was not fit for man nor beast, ... http://p.ost.im/p/eA6mBS

Woman Develops Penis Five Months Into Pregnancy

This story is very strange, so strange, that its strange to me and not ... http://p.ost.im/p/eAJKht

Study Shows: Sex With Animals Can Give You Cancer

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Florida Man Arrested For Stealing Neighbors Furniture For ‘Occupy’ Camp Site

A 32-year-old “Occupy Pensacola” protester was arrested yesterday o ... http://p.ost.im/p/eAdYyt

Woman Arrested For DUI Blames Boyfriend Not Taking Her To See ‘Twilight’ Movie

Early Saturday morning, a deputy with the Kendall County Sheriff’s Of ... http://p.ost.im/p/eSndQB

Supreme Court Reviews Constitutionality Of Life Sentences For Juvenile Murders

The U.S. Supreme Court on Monday agreed to decide the constitutionality of sentencing juveniles as young as 14 ... http://p.ost.im/p/eSbKfA

Policy Change Now Permits Guns on Fallwell's Liberty University Campus

I'm not sure how I feel about this yet.  I am a huge proponent of the 2nd Amendment and I believe in our righ ... http://p.ost.im/p/eS3AMs

Obama Issues Public Statement On Heavy D But On For Penn State or Troy Davis?

I am picking my readers brain on this hot topic debate.  It seems tha ... http://p.ost.im/p/eARXUb

I'm Psycho Because HE Can't Get Any Conversation.....Seriously?

I think we all have those people in our lives that we wish we had never given our phone numbers to.  For a wh ... http://p.ost.im/p/eSA3FM

Woman Caught Selling $1400 Stolen Purse To Her Neighbor - The Victim

San Jose, CA - Elizabeth Kidd, 36, was caught in a sting operation in Millbrae, California after trying to sell ... http://p.ost.im/p/eSkxHE

Florida Man Arrested For Calling 911 67 Times In Two Hours

Tampa  - Hillsborough deputies arrested a man they say made dozens of frivolous 911 calls in a period of two ... http://p.ost.im/p/eSBt3P

Florida Doctor Arrested After Using Cement & Fix-A-Flat In Illegal Butt Lift Procedure

Miami Gardens, Florida - Oneal Ron Morris, a 30-year-old transgendered woman was jailed after he allegedly inje ... http://p.ost.im/p/eSrn9E

My Random World & Penn. State Rant ... *Cough*

Ugh, I hate being sick when I have homework to get done, laundry to do and have a house to clean.  Oh well, l ... http://p.ost.im/p/eSqgXW

Special Ed Teacher Placed On Leave For Running Porn Website From Work Laptop

Thank you so much Renee for the heads up on this.STOCKTON, Calif. - A Calif. high school teacher is now und ... http://p.ost.im/p/eSxDwn

Man Tries To Rob Bank With Note The Teller Can't Read

It doesn't take a college graduate to rob a bank but it does take a person who has some concept of the English ... http://p.ost.im/p/eSyPPD

NY Man Wearing ' I'm Drunk ' Shirt Arrested For DUI After Hitting Police Car

CORAM, N.Y. (AP) — A New York man wearing a T-shirt declaring "I'm a drunk" is facing DWI charges after a col ... http://p.ost.im/p/eS5u8P

10-Year Boy Steals Car From Florida Impound Lot

A 10-year-old elementary-school student broke into a town impound lot Wednesday, stole an Eatonville pickup a ... http://p.ost.im/p/eSAbWV

California State U Professor Refuses To Teach If Students Don't Bring Snacks

Students in George Parrott's psychology courses have an unusual requirement: they must bring homemade snacks ea ... http://p.ost.im/p/eSF6NF

Missouri Sugar Plum Fairy Fired For Cursing

ST. CHARLES, Mo. – A longtime Sugar Plum Fairy has been fired for using foul language, which is a violation o ... http://p.ost.im/p/eBqBBB

Teens Drinking Bleach To Pass Drug Tests

A lot of people do not know that the frontal cortex of the brain is the part of the brain where logic and reaso ... http://p.ost.im/p/eSN6Fk

Teacher Accused Of Making First Graders Rub Her Feet

LEXINGTON, S.C.  — Lexington County School District Three is investigating after a first-grader complaine ... http://p.ost.im/p/eBcqRx

Distracted Dad Leaves Infant In Pizza Place Parking Lot And Drives Home

ROANOKE, Texas - Being a parent of young children comes with lots of distractions. Apparently enough so that on ... http://p.ost.im/p/eBbQ9u

Burglar High On Bath Salts Breaks In House - Decorates For Christmas

(CBS/WOIO) VANDALIA, Ohio - It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas at one home in a Dayton, Ohio suburb - ... http://p.ost.im/p/eSJGe9

Teacher Accused Of Masturbating In Class [Video]

Thank you Mark for sending this in!SCHAUMBURG, Ill. (CBS) – A teacher at a suburban Christian school ha ... http://p.ost.im/p/eSJYBu

Texas Cop Catches Arrested, Handcuffed Couple Engaged In Sex Act In Back Seat Of Police Car

Thanks Mark for sending this in.The Texas duo was arrested on drug charges last Monday after a cop was summ ... http://p.ost.im/p/eBcBRA

Texas Man Leaves Friend In Car Wreckage But Remembers To Grab Beer

Houston, Texas - David Cruz, a 20-year-old Houston man was jailed after he allegedly crashed his vehicle, the ... http://p.ost.im/p/ekKYAA

Man Threatens To Blow Up Best Buy When Call Of Duty MW3 Is Out Of Stock [video]

Colorado police arrested a 31-year-old man for allegedly threatening to blow up a Best Buy when he was told i ... http://p.ost.im/p/ekwSsf

5-Year Old Accidentally Gets Stuck In Washing Machine

OKANOGAN, Wa — A five-year-old girl was trapped inside a running washing machine at an Okanogan Laundromat Sa ... http://p.ost.im/p/ekEeEB

Florida Man Assaults Wife In Threesome Gone Wrong

A Southwest Florida man's planned threesome with his wife and another woman ended with him behind bars on felon ... http://p.ost.im/p/ek7s33

Ohio Voter Claims Election Poll Worker Bit His Nose

CLEVELAND - A voter in Cuyahoga County told NewsChannel5 he was bitten in the nose by an Election Day rover. ... http://p.ost.im/p/ekg3bj

South Carolina Man Caught With 11 Bags Of Marijuana In His Butt

SHELBY, SC - A man stopped by cops after he had a problem with his car was found with 11 bags of marijuana "i ... http://p.ost.im/p/ekt9m5

My Family Doesn't Want Me Dating Outside Of My Race

Aye Stang,I met this girl and took her out a few times.  She cool and everything but I ain’t neva dated a ... http://p.ost.im/p/ekWaYH

Moving Ask Stang To Miss Stang's World Journal

The first time I tried to make this announcement, it sounded like a PR release and that's not what I had in min ... http://p.ost.im/p/ekWPCf

Rodney King Pleads Not Guilty to DUI Charge - Guess We All Can't Just Get Along

LOS ANGELES - Rodney King has reportedly pleaded not guilty to DUI charges in connection with his July arrest i ... http://p.ost.im/p/ekWwk2

Teacher Accused Of DUI Crash In School Parking Lot

LEE COUNTY - A Lee County teacher is accused of driving under the influence and deputies say she crashed into ... http://p.ost.im/p/ekXqWG

Russian Man Kept 29 Mummified Bodies [Video]

A ghoulish collection of necro-dolls gathered by an obsessive cemetery expert and uncovered by police has shock ... http://p.ost.im/p/eB8rLV

Florida Man Accused Of Dumping Urine in Bank Tube

PALM COAST, Fla. — A customer at a bank in Palm Coast got a unpleasant surprise this morning at the bank's ... http://p.ost.im/p/ekSCeN

Woman Sets Fire To House Of Person Who "Unfriended" Her On Facebook

DES MOINES, Iowa - A 30-year-old woman is in jail on charges she allegedly burned her friend's house down after ... http://p.ost.im/p/ekmwC8

NJ Man Denies Stealing Cell Phone To Police- Before It Rings In His Pocket

A Hoboken man was denying knowledge of a stolen cellphone before it rang in his pocket, police said.At 7 a. ... http://p.ost.im/p/ekdnWk

Man Punches Wife In Face For Telling Him To Wait In The Car

A Des Moines couple called to Lincoln High School to discuss a fight involving one of their offspring later bec ... http://p.ost.im/p/ekScqC

Arizona Woman Robs Famous Footwear - Crashes Into Pickup Truck

A woman suspected of robbing a footwear store Thursday in Phoenix evaded police and crashed her car into a pick ... http://p.ost.im/p/ek6qjV

Arpaio Still Rules His Arizona Range - Like It Or Not

Many people are familiar with the "Pink Penitentiaries" of Maricopa County, Arizona and their "Toughest Sheri ... http://p.ost.im/p/ekSCxy

Florida Man Assaults Girlfriend Over Sex Toy

Bonita Springs, Florida  - Jeffrey L. Bowers, a 53-year-old Bonita Springs man was jailed Monday after he all ... http://p.ost.im/p/eht7k4

Murder Suspect Accused Of Stabbing 3rd Lawyer - Now Must Defend Self At Trial

Everett, Washington  - Some of you may remember Joshua Monson, the 27-year-old Washington murder suspect who ... http://p.ost.im/p/ehbcmt

Chicago Man Trying To Remove His Own Pacemaker Dies - Ya Think?

The Cook County medical examiner says 47-year-old Channing Askew died Monday night at a Chicago hospital. The ... http://p.ost.im/p/ehHQ5a

NJ Man Loans Sweatshirt & Cocaine To 11-Year Old Boy

KEANSBURG — On a brisk morning this week, Haneef Clowers was lending a helping hand, offering his girlfrien ... http://p.ost.im/p/ehtutr

St. Louis Teen Recovering After Accidental Haunted House Hanging

A teenager who was accidentally tangled in a hangman's noose while acting at a Halloween haunted house was out ... http://p.ost.im/p/ehgqUv

I'm Thinking This Is NOT What Lil Jon Meant When He Said 'Get Low' - CTFU

One of my readers sent me this cover of Lil Jon's "Get Low".  Now I don't mind when a song is made over, chop ... http://p.ost.im/p/ehqspL

83-Year Old Iowa Man Arrested For Prostitution

CENTERVILLE, IOWA - An 83-year-old man was arrested on charges of prostitution after he allegedly offered to pe ... http://p.ost.im/p/ehs9qV

Men Rob 13-Year Old Boy At Gunpoint For Meatball Sandwich

Two men robbed a teen of his dinner while he was walking from a Yeadon deli on Saturday evening, according to p ... http://p.ost.im/p/ehsWF7

You Down With O.C.D? Yeah You Know Me.....

Okay, so a while back I blogged bout my obsession with school.... I think I did anyway, if I didn't....if you d ... http://p.ost.im/p/ehHVvK

William Adams - Texas Family Judge Caught Beating Daughter [Video]

By now you may have heard about the investigation into William Adams, the Texas Family Court Judge, yup, I said ... http://p.ost.im/p/eh3YWg

Sole Survivor Of Jeffrey Dahmer Now Faces Murder Charges

MILWAUKEE –  The man who led Milwaukee police to serial killer Jeffrey Dahmer 20 years ago was charged Frid ... http://p.ost.im/p/ehcFYM

10-Year Old Boy Pulls Gun On Woman Who Joked About Stealing His Candy

AIKEN, S.C. — South Carolina officials say a 10-year-old trick-or-treater pulled a handgun on a woman who jok ... http://p.ost.im/p/ekJ2NN

Out To Lunch - Okay...A Long Lunch....

Yanno, some days are diamonds and some days are glass...... today, I'm feeling like my shit is all carbon.  L ... http://p.ost.im/p/eha2TP

Florida Woman Busted Hiding Crack Pipe In Bible

One Florida woman might have a different reason for calling it the Good Book.Fort Pierce police allegedly f ... http://p.ost.im/p/ehY2Ha

In Dumbass News - Man Severs Arm With Homemade Guillotine

BELLINGHAM, Wash. -- A man who entered a Bellingham medical office with a severed limb later told medics he c ... http://p.ost.im/p/ehLCAK

Man Arrested For DUI On Way To Jail Work Release Assignment

A Gilbert man with two previous DUI convictions is accused of operating a motorcycle while under the influence ... http://p.ost.im/p/ehmyVG

60-Year Old Woman Stabs Man For Cheating At Monopoly

This may not be the right way to handle this but, sheeeeeeit, Monopoly is serious business.  It was in MY hou ... http://p.ost.im/p/ehRM6r

This Is Why I Don't Go To Tattoo Parties & Ish

So, I know this guy right, we all know one of those, you know the one, the one that will hook-you-up!  Okay, ... http://p.ost.im/p/ehAj9d

WTF He Say?? Where Dey Do Dat At?!! Ha! Ha!

OMG, I don't know if this is real and I hope not but it's funny as all hell.  This kid looks like he is going ... http://p.ost.im/p/ehh4x2

Drunk Man In Bar Bangs Head On Sink - Tells Police He Was Mugged

IRWIN, Pa.- If you passed out drunk in the bathroom of a motel bar, and you fell and banged your head on the si ... http://p.ost.im/p/eh8Nq2

Couple Leaves Crack In Motel Room - Arrested When They Go Back To Get It

KISSIMMEE, Fla. - Don't you hate leaving things in motels?A Florida pair was arrested Tuesday after employe ... http://p.ost.im/p/eheeU9

Man Steals Sandwich - Uses Stolen Forklift For Getaway

PITTSBURGH, Pa. -- A Pennsylvania man is accused of stealing a sandwich and then hopping on a stolen forklift t ... http://p.ost.im/p/ehPAPp

Woman Arrested After Assaulting Father Over Potato Salad

A Palm Coast woman was so angry that her 80-year-old father told her she couldn't eat his potato salad that she ... http://p.ost.im/p/ehSEsh

Now Read Stangzine On Your Smartphone!

I have received a lot of feedback from people who would like to be able to read articles from Stangzine.com on ... http://p.ost.im/p/ehYrKT

Herman Cain Is My Homeboy *SMDH*

I have believed, for quite some time that the best person to run this country would be a businessman and not a ... http://p.ost.im/p/erGqxh

So, I Gave A Lecture At STLCC Yesterday.....

Well it seems like I recovered from my melt down the other day.  Yesterday, I spoke at one of the Community   ... http://p.ost.im/p/ehAge5

Man Arrested For Performing Lewd Sex Act On Pharmacy Ad Display

Pittsfield, MA  - Charlie J. Price, a 57-year-old registered sex offender has been jailed again after he alle ... http://p.ost.im/p/erTbnH

Burglar Leaves Facebook Page Up On Crime Scene Computer

Seriously?JACKSON, Miss. -- A Facebook page left up on a computer at a burglary scene has resulted in the a ... http://p.ost.im/p/erKdVL

Basketball Legend Julius Erving "Dr. J" Denies Sale Of Memorabilia Linked To Lawsuit

Julius Erving’s championship rings and MVP trophies are among pieces from his collection of basketball memora ... http://p.ost.im/p/erWDKF

Man Reports Side Piece As Burglar

Some people are just downright grimy for no reason.  24-year old Kevin Gaylor invited a woman that he met onl ... http://p.ost.im/p/erHwbf

Is Locking Up Elderly Inmates An Unnecessary Public Expense?

I thought that this article was super interesting because it substantiates an argument that I have had with opp ... http://p.ost.im/p/erteq9

Is Teen Violence Linked To Heavy Soda Drinking?

One of the people I follow on Twitter sent out a study that claims that there is a correlation between heavy so ... http://p.ost.im/p/ervKqF

Addiction, Drugs and Crime: Transforming Our Strategy

Written By: By William D. BurrellIn my last posting on the 40th anniversary of the “War on Drugs, ” I w ... http://p.ost.im/p/erQh8k

How Police Use Facebook, Myspace To Track Gang Activity

By Del Quentin Wilber, Published: October 23For weeks, police came up empty in their search for a gang ... http://p.ost.im/p/erCptK

21-Year Old California Man Stuck In Baby Swing Overnight

You guessed it, another one of those "and that's what the hell he gets" stories......A 21-year-old man in V ... http://p.ost.im/p/erH5kb

87-Year Old Man Caught With 100 Bricks Of Cocaine In His Truck

An elderly man swerving on the highway turned into a major drug bust for state police, who found 104 bricks of ... http://p.ost.im/p/erWePW

Life In A Pressure Cooker

Sometimes we have those strange days that we feel claustrophobic in o ... http://p.ost.im/p/era9dM

I'm A Lot Of Things - But Stupid Is NOT On The List

On October 11th, I wrote a blog called "Drug Testing Welfare Recipients Fair?" where I discussed my thoughts on ... http://p.ost.im/p/erHmFX

Supermarkets Not A Fan Of Ben & Jerry's Schweddy Balls Ice Cream

HARTFORD, Conn. — Ben & Jerry's Schweddy Balls ice cream is too hot to handle for some supermarket chains. ... http://p.ost.im/p/erHVKM

61-Year Old Woman Accidentally Texts Cops To Sell Pain Killers

When a woman called a Hinds County deputy asking him if he wanted to buy painkillers, the deputy thought he was ... http://p.ost.im/p/erTVHx

Coming Soon: A Way For You To Change Your Poop Color

What times we live in. Imagine being able to pop a pill, have a poop and find out that you are going to die a h ... http://p.ost.im/p/erg7m7

Tattoo Shop Etiquette For Dummies

So, today, I got a chance to go out and get some new ink.  Every shop ... http://p.ost.im/p/ere56E

Vegas Man Needs Surgery To Relieve 100 Pound Nutsack

It sat in front of him, on top of a pillow that rested on a milk crate.He sprinkled baby powder on it -- wh ... http://p.ost.im/p/erk2Uh

Sesame Street Turned Into ‘Porn Street’ By Hackers

Hackers reportedly took control of the Sesame Street YouTube page recently -- posting a series of sexually expl ... http://p.ost.im/p/erDwyq

Florida School Scrambles To Retrieve X-Rated Fund Raising Prizes

TALLAHASSEE, Fla — School administrators hoping to reward students for their A+ fund-raising efforts at a F ... http://p.ost.im/p/eMw5EX

5 Stabbed at Inmate Release Welcome Home Party

Mark is really on it this week, I should consider hiring him full time to find posts.... lol.  Thanks Mark fo ... http://p.ost.im/p/erFWrx

Man living as an ‘adult baby’ is cleared of Social Security fraud

Thank you Mark for submitting this!!!The California man who lives part of his life as an “adult baby” a ... http://p.ost.im/p/eMupnG

Men Call Police For Help After Their Weed & Cocaine Were Stolen

CHARLOTTE, NC (WBTV) - Two men called police looking for help after two men stole their drugs and money  late ... http://p.ost.im/p/eMGjgr

LAPD "Embarrassed" After Gun Cache Is Stolen

(Reuters) - Los Angeles police officials searched on Monday for a stolen cache of submachine guns and semi-auto ... http://p.ost.im/p/eMXr7P

Memphis Man Jailed After Repeatedly Having Sex With Dog In Neighbor's Yard

Memphis, Tenn.- Kimberly Lawson, a 40-year-old Memphis man was jailed after he allegedly had sex with a German ... http://p.ost.im/p/eMQdKg

Woman Sues Airlines Claims Turbulence Caused PTSD

A woman is suing an airline over claims she suffered mental trauma during turbulence on a flight.Colleen O'Nea ... http://p.ost.im/p/eMvnKd

Man Holds Lost Cell Phone Hostage For $300 Ransom

I love it when people find things for me, means I don't have to work as hard... lol.  Thanks to Mark for post ... http://p.ost.im/p/eM9WG5

Missing: 15-Year Old Michiko Hamilton From Pittsburgh, PA

PITTSBURGH -- Police are looking for a 15-year-old girl who was last seen in the city's Penn Hills community ... http://p.ost.im/p/eMG82v

Missing: 5-Year Old Jahessye Shockley From Arizona

The mother of a missing 5-year-old told a Phoenix news station Sunday that she is a suspect in her daughter's d ... http://p.ost.im/p/eMC7Sm

Donald Wynn Allegedly Stabbed Son For Stealing Lima Beans

Planning to swipe a can of dad's favorite beans? You might want to read this story first.Police in St. Pete ... http://p.ost.im/p/eM4Qtb

Man Stuck In Toilet Seat After Playing Drinking Game

I can't let us silly American's claim all of the worlds shenanigans, so, I thought I'd pass some of the exposur ... http://p.ost.im/p/eMHmS9

Female Football Player Benches As Opposing Teams Threatens To Forfeit

This really kind of pisses me off, she's on the team, if the other team wants to forfiet, it's their record, le ... http://p.ost.im/p/eMn2mN

Illinois High School Sets Bathroom Limits For Students

EVERGREEN PARK, Ill. — Students at a suburban Chicago high school will have to hold it or risk staying afte ... http://p.ost.im/p/eMqQbE

Chicago Woman Arrested For Assault Following Cupcake Attack

CHICAGO, Oct. 17 (UPI) -- A Chicago woman arrested on a domestic battery charge allegedly hit her husband over ... http://p.ost.im/p/eMxfB8

Burglary Suspect Calls Police & Asks For Ride Home

Another testimony to the fact that some people have more nerve than they have sense....In MarylandFour ... http://p.ost.im/p/eMUcgp

Alcoholic Gummy Bears A New Trend Among Teens

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Louis Vuitton Ready To Unleash Condom Line

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Man’s Gold Tooth Deflects Bullet

Man’s Gold Tooth Deflects Bullet: "

I absolutely loathe gold teeth but apparently they are good for something, at least for a New Orleans man. According to police reports, 20-year old Waltdell Davis used a .22 caliber to shoot his brother Walter Davis (I wonder if their father was named Walter) during an argument over Walter smoking Waltdell’s weed.

Walter was struck in the upper lip and a bullet fragment was found near his left nostril. Walter reported to the paramedics that the bullet ricocheted off of his gold tooth. Walter said that he did not want to press charges against his brother, but Waltdell was on probation for possession of alprazolam, the generic form of the anti-anxiety drug Xanax.

Upon his arrest for a probation violation, Waltdell admitted to shooting his brother and was subsequently charged with aggravated battery and possession of a firearm by a convicted felon.

They say that blood is thicker than water but apparently it’s not more dense then weed………

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Man Arrested For DUI While Driving On Three Tires

Man Arrested For DUI While Driving On Three Tires: "

A 23-year-old man is in custody after a Cadillac with only three tires was driven erratically on a city street.

A taxi driver reported seeing the Cadillac Escalade about 3 a.m. and police followed the vehicle, a front tire missing, as it occupied both lanes and ran a red light.

Police say the driver showed signs of impairment and charged him with impaired and dangerous driving.

He was taken to police headquarters, where he provided breath samples, one of which was more than three times the legal limit. He was also charged with blowing over .08.

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Man Catches Felony Case For Spitting Feces On Police Officers

Man Catches Felony Case For Spitting Feces On Police Officers: "

If you took a double take and had to make sure you read this title correctly, you are not alone. Paul Kausalik of Durango, Co has gone above and beyond what it takes for one to be considered gross and transcended into the realms of just plain nasty.

According to police, 61-year old Kausalik was pulled over for failure to signal a turn. When the officer approached the vehicle, the officer detected the odor of alcohol on Kausalik’s breath. Kausalik claimed that he’d not been drinking but subsequent tests show that his blood alcohol level was .142 almost three times the .05 legal driving limit in Colorado.

Kausalik was taken into custody and transported to the police station for an “official” breathalyzer test. Officers further reported that Kausalik asked to go to the restroom and pretended to fall asleep to delay the test. When Kausalik exited the restroom, an officer noticed that Kausalik had something in his mouth and when Kausalik got close enough to the officer, the spit out the contents of his mouth hitting the officer in the side of the face.

It was quickly determined that what Kausalik had in his mouth was feces and his hands were also covered in feces as well. Kausalik has been charged with felony assault on a police officer. His nasty-ass is due in front of the judge on the 4th of March.

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Police Impersonator Arrested For Pulling Over Traffic With Bar-B-Que Fork

Police Impersonator Arrested For Pulling Over Traffic With Bar-B-Que Fork: "

Delusions are a bitch. 64-year-old Howard Shultz was arrested for allegedly telling a motorist that he was a police officer and forcing the motorist to pull over using a bar-b-que fork. Can someone please tell me what knucklehead believes some random mess like that?? I wish a fool would……..

When Broward County, Fl sheriffs arrived, they found Shultz in an intersection flailing around waving the 10-inch grill utensil. Somehow, he managed to convince some idiot that he was actually a police officer and that the motorist should pull over.

“You need to pull over. I’m a police officer,” Schultz told the man, who told detectives he was scared for his life, according to the arrest report. I wonder who’s getting ready to try and file a frivolous lawsuit. Shultz has been charged with aggravated battery and impersonating a law enforcement officer. I hope his sentence includes some couch time with a good therapist.

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It’s All Fun And Games Until Your Mom Gets Involved

It’s All Fun And Games Until Your Mom Gets Involved: "

Okay, most of us are familiar with the website “people of Walmart“ right? It’s that website that catches those people who are shopping at Walmart and are a hot ass mess, then posts their pictures online. Well, apparently, a Yipsilanti, Mi woman found out that her mom was one of those hot ass messes on the website, check it out….

I’m sure that the people who run the “people of Walmart” website had to know that sooner or later someone would see either themselves on the website and be offended, so I guess the moral of the story is to not be a hot ass mess when you go to Walmart and you can avoid the whole situation. As for this woman’s mom……..well, might I suggest an episode or two of “What Not To Wear” on A&E?

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Woman Beats Down Roommate Over Girl Scout Cookies

Woman Beats Down Roommate Over Girl Scout Cookies: "

My mom used to tell me that there are two things that will ruin a friendship and those are getting married and becoming roommates. Once again, mom was right on the money. I think most of us who have had roommates have at least one roommate “horror” story. I am thankful that the roommate that I had when I was younger and I are still friends but that could be because we got to the point where we just took turns staying at the apartment….lol.

Anyway, I have to give my friend Ed a big thumbs up for turning me onto this story about Hersha Howard and her roommate. Hersha Howard, of Collier County, Fl bought her own personal stash of thin mints Girl Scout Cookies. Although they are not MY favorite, many think they are the next best thing to sliced bread, as did this stingy ass Hersha Howard who made her snacks off limits to her own kids.

Howard realizes that some of her cookies were missing so she woke up her roommate and accused her of boostin her cookies. The roommate told Howard that she had given the cookies to Howard’s kids when they got up around 1 a.m. and wanted a snack. Stop!! What whole brained thinking person gives kids sugary snacks in the middle of the night and expects them to go back to sleep? Humph, I guess there is more than one dumbass in this story. Back to the story, after Howard’s roommate told her what had happened to the cookies and Howard flipped her wig, the roomie offered to pay Howard’s greedy ass $10.00 for the box (if I pay for something I’m keepin it) but that wasn’t good enough. Howard jumped on the roommate and commenced to whoppin that ass.

Howard’s husband tried to pull Howard off of the roommate……….STOP!! A woman living with her husband has another woman living in her house? FAIL!! Howard needs her ass whooped for that alone. There is so much wrong in this I’m getting distracted…anyway, Howard’s husband pulls her off of the roommate who gets up running but Howard can’t leave well enough alone, she chases the roomie and continues the beat down and tries to stab the roomie with a pair of scissors. Over some damned cookies?!!

Howard is charged with aggravated battery with a deadly weapon and aggravated assault with a deadly weapon. I wonder what Howard would do for a Klondike bar?

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Condom Leggins For Babies? Seriously?!

Condom Leggins For Babies? Seriously?!: "

This is a WTF moment if I ever saw one (fallin out laughing)!! This baby has just blown the game for all those dudes out there who say that they don’t like condoms because they don’t fit. Folks, next time a dude tells you that, just call him a lyin ass okayyyy? I’m not gonna hate cause times are tough, and if they already have condoms, no need to buy balloons, right?

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Woman Who Tried To Mail Dog Gets Him Back

Woman Who Tried To Mail Dog Gets Him Back: "

It is entirely too early for these shenanigans. If you will remember, a few weeks ago, I posted about a woman who tried to mail a dog through the United States Postal Service, priority mail. This tool placed a puppy in the box but the air holes were covered by the packing tape. She told the postal workers that if they heard anything odd, not to worry about it because she was mailing a toy robot. The postal workers said that had they not opened the package when they heard the whimpering, that the dog would have died in the cargo compartment of the airplane.

Now that we’re all caught up, someone even dumber than the postal customer herself has decided that she should be reunited with her condemned pooch. The dog was taken to the local animal shelter where the adoption list for this 5-month old schnauzer had grown to over 50 people. In a lottery style drawing, Terri Ford, the dogs original owner was selected to receive the dog and somehow she managed to pass the application process. Are you effin KIDDING me?!!!!!

Ford, a former legal assistant says that she’s thrilled to have him back and that since she’s not working at the moment, has plenty of time to spend with him. Well, isn’t THAT special?

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Noisy Sex Leads To Brawl Between Brothers

Noisy Sex Leads To Brawl Between Brothers: "

Bradenton, Florida brothers Shane Crawford, age 33 and Christian Crawford, age 31 were Jailed last week after getting into a fight over noisy sex (no, not with one another). According to the police report, Christian became enraged when he thought the sex that Shane and his girlfriend was having was too loud.

The fight started when Christian hurled an ashtray, busting Shane’s head. Shane then retaliated by whoopin Christian’s ass (can you blame him?). The 63-year old mother of the boys called police ( did I forget to mention that these two fools still lived at home?) and the two were booked on charges of assault and violation of probation.

Some folks don’t know just how good they have it, had I had sex in MY parent’s house, they would have booked my folks on charges of attempted murder. Truth be told, not only are the boys not worth a damn but neither is Shane’s girlfriend. Somebody shoulda got a room and I don’t mean a room in their momma’s house either. You Big Dummies!

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Woman Shoots Man In The Face After He Dares Her

Woman Shoots Man In The Face After He Dares Her: "

I don’t know which half of this Ocala, Florida couple is the bigger dummy. 50-year old Kimberly Gustofson was on Thursday night for shooting her boyfriend after he dared her to do so.

According to police reports, police officers were summoned to the home of the couple at about 12:45am for a domestic disturbance. When police arrived, they found Gustofson’s 57-year old boyfriend laying on the floor with a gunshot would to the face. Gustofson fled the scene after the shooting but was apprehended by police a short time later, the gun was found in her car.

Upon questioning, Gustofson claimed that she and her boyfriend had been arguing about her drinking. She then brandished and antique .38 caliber revolver and threatened to shoot him. Friends were able to convince Gustofson to put the gun away and that is when she alleged that her boyfriend stood up and dared her to shoot him…..so she obliged him.

Gustofson has been booked into jail and charged with manslaughter with a firearm and domestic violence.

It seems my mother was right once again. Be careful what you wish for cause you just might get it. You Big Dummy!

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Men Rob Gun Store & Lose Forty Dollars

Men Rob Gun Store & Lose Forty Dollars: "

I’m no criminal but my common sense tells me that if you rob someplace, the object is to leave the establishment with more money than you came in with. Apparently, these two dunderheads missed the memo.

Two Kansas City, Missouri men entered the gun store and told the 65-year-old, armed store clerk that they needed to buy ammunition. The clerk told the men that the ammunition would be about $50.00, the men said they did not have enough money and left. Now, the way this turns out, sounds like they shoulda just stayed gone but if they had, I’d not be blogging this mess, right?

Anyway, the two men returned to the store later, approached the same clerk (with their dumb asses), and handed the clerk two $20 dollar bills (at least they’re not like that old man who tried to pass a $40 dollar bill right?). The clerk told the men that they were $10 dollars short and that is when one of the men pulled a gun and demanded the money from the cash register. I did mention above that the clerk was armed right? Yeah, I thought so. After demanding the money, the quick thinking clerk noticed that the man’s gun was unloaded so he drew HIS gun and pointed it at the would-be robbers.

“His eyes got as big as two dinner plates,” said the clerk, who was not named. “Before I got mine pointed at him, he ran to the door at, like, 95mph. I’m surprised he didn’t bust the glass out of the door.”

“I wear this gun like this, hoping it will be a deterrent,” the clerk said Friday. “But he [the gunman] basically made his own decision to take the chance of dying, and he just about did. I was going to shoot him.”

The men left the forty dollars behind when they broke camp (left)……..lol….You Big Dummies!

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New York Launches Free Condom Locator Ap

New York Launches Free Condom Locator Ap: "

I could go on and on about how lazy technology is making people but I think this new ap launched by the New York City Health Department will say it all. There is nothing like needing a condom in a hurry, now there is an ap for that. This new ap is free and will head the user towards the closest place that offers free condom distribution.

The application is available for iPhone and Andriod users, I guess they don’t think that blackberry users need condoms….lol. The health department claims that a lot of people go there for free condoms when they are actually offered in over 1000 city wide location. The health department claims that they are not promoting sex, rather promoting safe sex. I get that, but it seems to me that if a person can afford and iPhone or an Android powered smart phone that they should be able to buy their own damned condoms.

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400 Pound Shoplifter Gets Stuck In Doorway

400 Pound Shoplifter Gets Stuck In Doorway: "

Oh for the love of Krispy Kreme doughnuts, this is pure fuckery!! 400 pound Jerrie Perkins, age 30 from Rochester Hills, MI was arrested for trying to steal over $600 worth of electronic merchandise from a local Meijers store. Perkins was caught when her motorized wheelchair got caught in the store’s electric doors and sounded the store alarms. Perkins then struck a store employee and then had the nerve to take a “fighting stance” against sheriffs when they arrived. Perkins was charged with unarmed robbery, resisting and obstructing a police officer and second-degree retail fraud.

I don’t know why in the hell a 400 pound woman in a motorized wheelchair thought she was going anywhere fast. Hell, I don’t know why in the hell a 400 pound woman without a motorized wheelchair would think she was going anywhere fast with an assload of electronics….maybe she thought they were cookies, who the hell knows?

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Burglar Said He Killed Goldfish To Avoid Leaving Witnesses

Burglar Said He Killed Goldfish To Avoid Leaving Witnesses: "

The only thing worse than a fool is a brand new fool and this 16-year old Chicago idiot is just that. On January 24, 3 juveniles ages 15, 16 and 17, who get to remain nameless due to their age (and their parents delight, I’m sure), broke into an Arlington Heights home, the 16-year old claimed that he poisoned the goldfish with mustard, ketchup, hot sauce and other condiments as to not leave any witnesses to the crime. Excuse me for asking but who the hell was this fish going to tell. Ole boy has watched “Finding Nemo” way too many times or was high as hell and saw talking fish.

The boys said that they targeted the apartment because it had been evacuated after a January 19th fire……….umm, this poor fish, survives the fire but is left to either die of starvation or at the hands of a jackass………poor thing.

The boy is charged with residential burglary and cruelty to animals………Big Dummy!

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You Can Get With This…Or You Can Get With That

You Can Get With This…Or You Can Get With That: "

Ah, Febuary 14th, Valentine’s Day or Single Awareness Day, however you look at it. I have been talking to friends over the last few days and just taking note of their perception of Valentine’s day. It’s no surprise that those who are involved in happy relationships are all for it and those who are uninvolved think it’s a waste of their time and a gross waste of money.

I can’t help but wonder if those who are hating on Valentine’s day would be hating on it if they were not single. I’m going to set aside for a moment that Valentine’s Day has even some of the most devout people participating in a Pagan celebration (if you don’t know what the origins of Valentine’s Day are grab some knowledge) and redirect some negativity.

I think that people often overlook their blessings. I know that Valentine’s day is supposed to be all about romantic love and stuff but as a whole, I think we throw around the words “love” and “friend” way too often. So much that I think that their connotations have become common and undervalued. It’s in this modern world that people join websites and are “Friends” to over a thousand people they’ve never met nor intend to meet………that’s a whole nother blog entry. Anways, when I look at “love” I look at those people for whom I would do anything and to those who feel the same way about me. The only constant I’ve had in that regard my whole life have been my parents. Sure, I’ve been married and we did the Valentine’s Day thing too but we always did it with my parents and shared the day.

So, to those who truly think they are alone on Valentine’s day, I urge you to look into the faces of your kids (if you have them), your parents and the friends you consider close. They are the people who love you not only on February 14th but all year long and I know for the people in MY life, that all year long shit is work……….lol!
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12-Year-Old Girl Finds Adult Message In Valentine’s Day Candy [Video]

12-Year-Old Girl Finds Adult Message In Valentine’s Day Candy : "

Talk about a quality control fail. Instead of finding messages such as “I love you” and “Be my valentine” in her back of heart shaped Valentine’s Day candies, a sixth grader from California gets a heart that says “Nice tits”. Apparently the company that is responsible for making the candy also has a line of adult novelty items. This is what happens when people just don’t pay attention….lol.

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Man Charged With Burglary After Police Find His Cell Phone Charging At Scene

Man Charged With Burglary After Police Find His Cell Phone Charging At Scene: "

I hope that 25-year-old Cody Wilkins was not using a “smartphone” while he burglarized a number of homes in Silver Spring, Maryland. If so, it’s apparent that no one told Wilkins that he had to be smarter than the phone.

Wilkins had broken into a number of Silver Spring homes but on his last stop, he got more than he bargained for. The homeowner’s son interrupted Wilkins’s burglary in progress and Wilkins escaped through a window, leaving his cell phone charging in an outlet in the home. Apparently Wilkins had lost power in the snowstorm that swept the country earlier in the week.

Wilkins was arrested and charged with other crimes in the area.

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Man Arrested After Calling 911 For Marijuana Growing Tips

Man Arrested After Calling 911 For Marijuana Growing Tips: "

21-year-old Robert Michelson of Farmington, Connecticut must have been high when he called 911 and asked the police how much trouble he could get into for growing one marijuana plant. He found out when the police showed up at his house and arrested him for possession of a small amount of marijuana and paraphernalia.

Michelson was released on 5,000 bond and charged with possession and other crimes.

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Thieves Steal 1.5 Million Dollars Worth Of Condoms

Thieves Steal 1.5 Million Dollars Worth Of Condoms: "

A Japanese rubber company said that about 85,000 boxes of their condoms have been stolen in Malaysia (and people wonder why most eBay sellers don’t ship to the far east).

Sagami Rubber Industries Co., one of Japan’s biggest condom makers (no pun intended) were headed to port for distribution. The thieves made out with 725,000 individual condoms, collectively worth 121 million yen ($1.48 million usd).

I’m not shocked at this news at all since a couple of months ago, condoms coming out of China were reported as defective.

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Woman Jailed For Trying To Mail Puppy Through U.S. Mail

Woman Jailed For Trying To Mail Puppy Through U.S. Mail: "

Before I post this stories, I read them, obviously. More often than not, I shake my head and wonder what people were thinking. I know what 39-year-old Stacey Champion from Minneapolis, Minnesota was thinking, her ass was being cheap when she tried to mail a 4-month-old Schnauzer puppy, priority mail.

According to the report, Champion responded to all of the postal service questions properly and was very clear to tell the postal worker to be very careful with the box and if they heard strange noises coming from the package, not to be alarmed, she was shipping a toy robot. That is why I said she was being cheap, she knew that she couldn’t send that damned dog through the mail, that’s not new news.

Postal workers became suspicious of the package when it began to move on it’s own (ya think?), they opened it and found the puppy. The breathing holes for the puppy had been covered with packing tape, detectives and postal workers surmised that the dog would not have survived the trip. A spokesperson for the post office explained that had the package not been caught in time that it would have ended up in the cargo area of an airplane and that sometimes the temperature gets about 40 degrees below zero at an altitude of 40,000 feet.

Champion was charged with one misdemeanor count of animal cruelty and may face federal charges of attempting to send a live animal by mail. Champion was denied the refund of the $22.00 shipping she paid and a refund of a few dollars she had placed under the dogs collar. She’s got more nerve than she’s got sense.

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Teens Arrested For Attempting To Steal Hair Extensions aka Weave

Teens Arrested For Attempting To Steal Hair Extensions aka Weave: "

This is one unbeWEAVEable story (I know, old joke) but 3 girls, ages 19,19 and 18 were arrested in Missouri City, Indiana for attempting to steal hair extensions (we black folks just call it weave) from a local beauty supply store. I am a hair-a-holic my damn self and I know that human hair of any decent length is not inexpensive but these 3 heffas have taken leave of their senses. I’d like to be able to sympathize with their inability to cough up the cash for some decent hair but since they even went as far as to threaten the store clerk with a pair of scissors, I just can’t find it in me. These brand new fools managed to turn a simple shoplifting charge into a case of aggravated robbery…..umm, that’s a felony, ladies.

These girls must be true hair rookies because apparently they don’t know how to get free weave, you just find some chick with a bootleg glue in, get her to fight you and snatch it out, track by track….lol!! I’m KIDDING, don’t do that of if you do, don’t say you got the idea from me, I’m not advocating those shenanigans.

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Green Bay Homeless Couple Win Superbowl Tickets … Thanks? [Video]

Green Bay Homeless Couple Win Superbowl Tickets … Thanks? [Video]: "

Well how about that. Could you imagine winning an all expenses paid trip from cold ass Green Bay, Wisconsin to sunny Dallas, Texas? Neither could this homeless couple … check it out…….although they are grateful, they’d still rather have someplace to live. Maybe they can find something in Dallas.

WLUK Story: Homeless Couple Wins Super Bowl Trip @ Yahoo! Video

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Dozens Arrested For Fighting In Church Over Pastor

Dozens Arrested For Fighting In Church Over Pastor: "

It seems that some people in North Carolina have a bad case of “cain’t get right”, even in church. It took a total of about 30 police officers to break up a brawl that broke out among parishioners at Greater New Zion Baptist Church in Fletcher, about 94 miles from Charlotte.

A debate over weather or not to reinstate Rev. LeVonia Ray as the church pastor turned physical when the two sides could not come to an agreement. There were about 75 or so worshipers at the church when the police arrived, however, all of them were not involved in the melee.

It sounds like this church should have just given someone an “amen” and called it a day. To date, no charges have been filed.

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Superbowl May Be Cash Cow For Under Age Sex Trade

Superbowl May Be Cash Cow For Under Age Sex Trade: "

Back in 2008 when I was working on my B.A. in Criminal Justice, I was tasked to find an “under addressed” issue in criminal justice to write a term paper on. I submitted my topic of human trafficking with an emphasis on child trafficking. My professor wrote back and told me that I needed to find something that was an issue in the American criminal justice system, because the issue of human trafficking was more of a European and 3rd world country issue. I wrote him back and explained that it was actually a humanitarian issue but that a lot of people, especially children who have become a commodity in human trafficking end up here in the United States. I further explained that some unscrupulous people were using American victims of human trafficking right here, in America. He conceded and told me that if I could substantiate my claims, he would allow me to do the paper. I got an “A”.

I was reading my news-feeds this morning when I ran across an article in Reuters . The article reported that the Superbowl was a “magnet for the under-age sex trade”. Texas Attorney General Greg Abbott addressed a trafficking prevention meeting in January and let it be known that the Superbowl is one of the largest human trafficking events in the United States. The thoughts of child advocates and law enforcement is that pimps will be bringing thousands of under-age sex workers (boys and girls) to meet the demand of men coming into town for the NFL championship game with extra money to spend.

Police and child advocates have been working together to try and lower the spike in the under-age sex trade that occurs just ahead of ANY Superbowl game, not just in Texas. Talk about being swept under the rug, the public is privy to all of the glitz, glamor, commercials and highlight reels of the Superbowl and the media is quick to tell the public how many millions of dollars of revenue the game brings to any given city. Before I read this article, I had no idea that so much of that revenue was made on the back of some child. Society has to do better than this by our kids if we expect for our kids to do right by society as adults………

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