Noisy Sex Leads To Brawl Between Brothers

Noisy Sex Leads To Brawl Between Brothers: "

Bradenton, Florida brothers Shane Crawford, age 33 and Christian Crawford, age 31 were Jailed last week after getting into a fight over noisy sex (no, not with one another). According to the police report, Christian became enraged when he thought the sex that Shane and his girlfriend was having was too loud.

The fight started when Christian hurled an ashtray, busting Shane’s head. Shane then retaliated by whoopin Christian’s ass (can you blame him?). The 63-year old mother of the boys called police ( did I forget to mention that these two fools still lived at home?) and the two were booked on charges of assault and violation of probation.

Some folks don’t know just how good they have it, had I had sex in MY parent’s house, they would have booked my folks on charges of attempted murder. Truth be told, not only are the boys not worth a damn but neither is Shane’s girlfriend. Somebody shoulda got a room and I don’t mean a room in their momma’s house either. You Big Dummies!

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