Tuesday, February 01, 2011

Man Faces Charges After Stabbing His Own Penis

Man Faces Charges After Stabbing His Own Penis: "


What the HELL??!!! Steven Phillips of Sheboygan, Wisconsin, was initially charged with violating his probation and was charged again after it was found that he attacked his own penis with a piece of metal from a prison sprinkler system.

Police were summoned to Phillips’s cell after the sprinkler system went off, flooding the jail. When they entered Phillips’s cell, the police found him standing under the sprinkler and his penis “appeared” to be bleeding, hell it was either bleeding or not but damn….lol. Investigators report that they found Phillips inserting two “wire-tie” type objects into his penis, then removed them, along with the two other metal pieces he had inserted into his penis and gave them to police. Ummm….I know it’s against the rules but I’d have just let him hang on to those, I’m cool on all that….

He’s been charged with tampering with firefighting equipment. Now do you see why I keep saying that a certain level of stupidity should be illegal?


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