Burglar Said He Killed Goldfish To Avoid Leaving Witnesses

Burglar Said He Killed Goldfish To Avoid Leaving Witnesses: "

The only thing worse than a fool is a brand new fool and this 16-year old Chicago idiot is just that. On January 24, 3 juveniles ages 15, 16 and 17, who get to remain nameless due to their age (and their parents delight, I’m sure), broke into an Arlington Heights home, the 16-year old claimed that he poisoned the goldfish with mustard, ketchup, hot sauce and other condiments as to not leave any witnesses to the crime. Excuse me for asking but who the hell was this fish going to tell. Ole boy has watched “Finding Nemo” way too many times or was high as hell and saw talking fish.

The boys said that they targeted the apartment because it had been evacuated after a January 19th fire……….umm, this poor fish, survives the fire but is left to either die of starvation or at the hands of a jackass………poor thing.

The boy is charged with residential burglary and cruelty to animals………Big Dummy!

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