Man’s Gold Tooth Deflects Bullet

Man’s Gold Tooth Deflects Bullet: "

I absolutely loathe gold teeth but apparently they are good for something, at least for a New Orleans man. According to police reports, 20-year old Waltdell Davis used a .22 caliber to shoot his brother Walter Davis (I wonder if their father was named Walter) during an argument over Walter smoking Waltdell’s weed.

Walter was struck in the upper lip and a bullet fragment was found near his left nostril. Walter reported to the paramedics that the bullet ricocheted off of his gold tooth. Walter said that he did not want to press charges against his brother, but Waltdell was on probation for possession of alprazolam, the generic form of the anti-anxiety drug Xanax.

Upon his arrest for a probation violation, Waltdell admitted to shooting his brother and was subsequently charged with aggravated battery and possession of a firearm by a convicted felon.

They say that blood is thicker than water but apparently it’s not more dense then weed………

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Man Arrested For DUI While Driving On Three Tires

Man Arrested For DUI While Driving On Three Tires: "

A 23-year-old man is in custody after a Cadillac with only three tires was driven erratically on a city street.

A taxi driver reported seeing the Cadillac Escalade about 3 a.m. and police followed the vehicle, a front tire missing, as it occupied both lanes and ran a red light.

Police say the driver showed signs of impairment and charged him with impaired and dangerous driving.

He was taken to police headquarters, where he provided breath samples, one of which was more than three times the legal limit. He was also charged with blowing over .08.

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Man Catches Felony Case For Spitting Feces On Police Officers

Man Catches Felony Case For Spitting Feces On Police Officers: "

If you took a double take and had to make sure you read this title correctly, you are not alone. Paul Kausalik of Durango, Co has gone above and beyond what it takes for one to be considered gross and transcended into the realms of just plain nasty.

According to police, 61-year old Kausalik was pulled over for failure to signal a turn. When the officer approached the vehicle, the officer detected the odor of alcohol on Kausalik’s breath. Kausalik claimed that he’d not been drinking but subsequent tests show that his blood alcohol level was .142 almost three times the .05 legal driving limit in Colorado.

Kausalik was taken into custody and transported to the police station for an “official” breathalyzer test. Officers further reported that Kausalik asked to go to the restroom and pretended to fall asleep to delay the test. When Kausalik exited the restroom, an officer noticed that Kausalik had something in his mouth and when Kausalik got close enough to the officer, the spit out the contents of his mouth hitting the officer in the side of the face.

It was quickly determined that what Kausalik had in his mouth was feces and his hands were also covered in feces as well. Kausalik has been charged with felony assault on a police officer. His nasty-ass is due in front of the judge on the 4th of March.

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Police Impersonator Arrested For Pulling Over Traffic With Bar-B-Que Fork

Police Impersonator Arrested For Pulling Over Traffic With Bar-B-Que Fork: "

Delusions are a bitch. 64-year-old Howard Shultz was arrested for allegedly telling a motorist that he was a police officer and forcing the motorist to pull over using a bar-b-que fork. Can someone please tell me what knucklehead believes some random mess like that?? I wish a fool would……..

When Broward County, Fl sheriffs arrived, they found Shultz in an intersection flailing around waving the 10-inch grill utensil. Somehow, he managed to convince some idiot that he was actually a police officer and that the motorist should pull over.

“You need to pull over. I’m a police officer,” Schultz told the man, who told detectives he was scared for his life, according to the arrest report. I wonder who’s getting ready to try and file a frivolous lawsuit. Shultz has been charged with aggravated battery and impersonating a law enforcement officer. I hope his sentence includes some couch time with a good therapist.

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It’s All Fun And Games Until Your Mom Gets Involved

It’s All Fun And Games Until Your Mom Gets Involved: "

Okay, most of us are familiar with the website “people of Walmart“ right? It’s that website that catches those people who are shopping at Walmart and are a hot ass mess, then posts their pictures online. Well, apparently, a Yipsilanti, Mi woman found out that her mom was one of those hot ass messes on the website, check it out….

I’m sure that the people who run the “people of Walmart” website had to know that sooner or later someone would see either themselves on the website and be offended, so I guess the moral of the story is to not be a hot ass mess when you go to Walmart and you can avoid the whole situation. As for this woman’s mom……..well, might I suggest an episode or two of “What Not To Wear” on A&E?

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Woman Beats Down Roommate Over Girl Scout Cookies

Woman Beats Down Roommate Over Girl Scout Cookies: "

My mom used to tell me that there are two things that will ruin a friendship and those are getting married and becoming roommates. Once again, mom was right on the money. I think most of us who have had roommates have at least one roommate “horror” story. I am thankful that the roommate that I had when I was younger and I are still friends but that could be because we got to the point where we just took turns staying at the apartment….lol.

Anyway, I have to give my friend Ed a big thumbs up for turning me onto this story about Hersha Howard and her roommate. Hersha Howard, of Collier County, Fl bought her own personal stash of thin mints Girl Scout Cookies. Although they are not MY favorite, many think they are the next best thing to sliced bread, as did this stingy ass Hersha Howard who made her snacks off limits to her own kids.

Howard realizes that some of her cookies were missing so she woke up her roommate and accused her of boostin her cookies. The roommate told Howard that she had given the cookies to Howard’s kids when they got up around 1 a.m. and wanted a snack. Stop!! What whole brained thinking person gives kids sugary snacks in the middle of the night and expects them to go back to sleep? Humph, I guess there is more than one dumbass in this story. Back to the story, after Howard’s roommate told her what had happened to the cookies and Howard flipped her wig, the roomie offered to pay Howard’s greedy ass $10.00 for the box (if I pay for something I’m keepin it) but that wasn’t good enough. Howard jumped on the roommate and commenced to whoppin that ass.

Howard’s husband tried to pull Howard off of the roommate……….STOP!! A woman living with her husband has another woman living in her house? FAIL!! Howard needs her ass whooped for that alone. There is so much wrong in this I’m getting distracted…anyway, Howard’s husband pulls her off of the roommate who gets up running but Howard can’t leave well enough alone, she chases the roomie and continues the beat down and tries to stab the roomie with a pair of scissors. Over some damned cookies?!!

Howard is charged with aggravated battery with a deadly weapon and aggravated assault with a deadly weapon. I wonder what Howard would do for a Klondike bar?

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Condom Leggins For Babies? Seriously?!

Condom Leggins For Babies? Seriously?!: "

This is a WTF moment if I ever saw one (fallin out laughing)!! This baby has just blown the game for all those dudes out there who say that they don’t like condoms because they don’t fit. Folks, next time a dude tells you that, just call him a lyin ass okayyyy? I’m not gonna hate cause times are tough, and if they already have condoms, no need to buy balloons, right?

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Woman Who Tried To Mail Dog Gets Him Back

Woman Who Tried To Mail Dog Gets Him Back: "

It is entirely too early for these shenanigans. If you will remember, a few weeks ago, I posted about a woman who tried to mail a dog through the United States Postal Service, priority mail. This tool placed a puppy in the box but the air holes were covered by the packing tape. She told the postal workers that if they heard anything odd, not to worry about it because she was mailing a toy robot. The postal workers said that had they not opened the package when they heard the whimpering, that the dog would have died in the cargo compartment of the airplane.

Now that we’re all caught up, someone even dumber than the postal customer herself has decided that she should be reunited with her condemned pooch. The dog was taken to the local animal shelter where the adoption list for this 5-month old schnauzer had grown to over 50 people. In a lottery style drawing, Terri Ford, the dogs original owner was selected to receive the dog and somehow she managed to pass the application process. Are you effin KIDDING me?!!!!!

Ford, a former legal assistant says that she’s thrilled to have him back and that since she’s not working at the moment, has plenty of time to spend with him. Well, isn’t THAT special?

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Noisy Sex Leads To Brawl Between Brothers

Noisy Sex Leads To Brawl Between Brothers: "

Bradenton, Florida brothers Shane Crawford, age 33 and Christian Crawford, age 31 were Jailed last week after getting into a fight over noisy sex (no, not with one another). According to the police report, Christian became enraged when he thought the sex that Shane and his girlfriend was having was too loud.

The fight started when Christian hurled an ashtray, busting Shane’s head. Shane then retaliated by whoopin Christian’s ass (can you blame him?). The 63-year old mother of the boys called police ( did I forget to mention that these two fools still lived at home?) and the two were booked on charges of assault and violation of probation.

Some folks don’t know just how good they have it, had I had sex in MY parent’s house, they would have booked my folks on charges of attempted murder. Truth be told, not only are the boys not worth a damn but neither is Shane’s girlfriend. Somebody shoulda got a room and I don’t mean a room in their momma’s house either. You Big Dummies!

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Woman Shoots Man In The Face After He Dares Her

Woman Shoots Man In The Face After He Dares Her: "

I don’t know which half of this Ocala, Florida couple is the bigger dummy. 50-year old Kimberly Gustofson was on Thursday night for shooting her boyfriend after he dared her to do so.

According to police reports, police officers were summoned to the home of the couple at about 12:45am for a domestic disturbance. When police arrived, they found Gustofson’s 57-year old boyfriend laying on the floor with a gunshot would to the face. Gustofson fled the scene after the shooting but was apprehended by police a short time later, the gun was found in her car.

Upon questioning, Gustofson claimed that she and her boyfriend had been arguing about her drinking. She then brandished and antique .38 caliber revolver and threatened to shoot him. Friends were able to convince Gustofson to put the gun away and that is when she alleged that her boyfriend stood up and dared her to shoot him…..so she obliged him.

Gustofson has been booked into jail and charged with manslaughter with a firearm and domestic violence.

It seems my mother was right once again. Be careful what you wish for cause you just might get it. You Big Dummy!

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Men Rob Gun Store & Lose Forty Dollars

Men Rob Gun Store & Lose Forty Dollars: "

I’m no criminal but my common sense tells me that if you rob someplace, the object is to leave the establishment with more money than you came in with. Apparently, these two dunderheads missed the memo.

Two Kansas City, Missouri men entered the gun store and told the 65-year-old, armed store clerk that they needed to buy ammunition. The clerk told the men that the ammunition would be about $50.00, the men said they did not have enough money and left. Now, the way this turns out, sounds like they shoulda just stayed gone but if they had, I’d not be blogging this mess, right?

Anyway, the two men returned to the store later, approached the same clerk (with their dumb asses), and handed the clerk two $20 dollar bills (at least they’re not like that old man who tried to pass a $40 dollar bill right?). The clerk told the men that they were $10 dollars short and that is when one of the men pulled a gun and demanded the money from the cash register. I did mention above that the clerk was armed right? Yeah, I thought so. After demanding the money, the quick thinking clerk noticed that the man’s gun was unloaded so he drew HIS gun and pointed it at the would-be robbers.

“His eyes got as big as two dinner plates,” said the clerk, who was not named. “Before I got mine pointed at him, he ran to the door at, like, 95mph. I’m surprised he didn’t bust the glass out of the door.”

“I wear this gun like this, hoping it will be a deterrent,” the clerk said Friday. “But he [the gunman] basically made his own decision to take the chance of dying, and he just about did. I was going to shoot him.”

The men left the forty dollars behind when they broke camp (left)……..lol….You Big Dummies!

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New York Launches Free Condom Locator Ap

New York Launches Free Condom Locator Ap: "

I could go on and on about how lazy technology is making people but I think this new ap launched by the New York City Health Department will say it all. There is nothing like needing a condom in a hurry, now there is an ap for that. This new ap is free and will head the user towards the closest place that offers free condom distribution.

The application is available for iPhone and Andriod users, I guess they don’t think that blackberry users need condoms….lol. The health department claims that a lot of people go there for free condoms when they are actually offered in over 1000 city wide location. The health department claims that they are not promoting sex, rather promoting safe sex. I get that, but it seems to me that if a person can afford and iPhone or an Android powered smart phone that they should be able to buy their own damned condoms.

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400 Pound Shoplifter Gets Stuck In Doorway

400 Pound Shoplifter Gets Stuck In Doorway: "

Oh for the love of Krispy Kreme doughnuts, this is pure fuckery!! 400 pound Jerrie Perkins, age 30 from Rochester Hills, MI was arrested for trying to steal over $600 worth of electronic merchandise from a local Meijers store. Perkins was caught when her motorized wheelchair got caught in the store’s electric doors and sounded the store alarms. Perkins then struck a store employee and then had the nerve to take a “fighting stance” against sheriffs when they arrived. Perkins was charged with unarmed robbery, resisting and obstructing a police officer and second-degree retail fraud.

I don’t know why in the hell a 400 pound woman in a motorized wheelchair thought she was going anywhere fast. Hell, I don’t know why in the hell a 400 pound woman without a motorized wheelchair would think she was going anywhere fast with an assload of electronics….maybe she thought they were cookies, who the hell knows?

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Burglar Said He Killed Goldfish To Avoid Leaving Witnesses

Burglar Said He Killed Goldfish To Avoid Leaving Witnesses: "

The only thing worse than a fool is a brand new fool and this 16-year old Chicago idiot is just that. On January 24, 3 juveniles ages 15, 16 and 17, who get to remain nameless due to their age (and their parents delight, I’m sure), broke into an Arlington Heights home, the 16-year old claimed that he poisoned the goldfish with mustard, ketchup, hot sauce and other condiments as to not leave any witnesses to the crime. Excuse me for asking but who the hell was this fish going to tell. Ole boy has watched “Finding Nemo” way too many times or was high as hell and saw talking fish.

The boys said that they targeted the apartment because it had been evacuated after a January 19th fire……….umm, this poor fish, survives the fire but is left to either die of starvation or at the hands of a jackass………poor thing.

The boy is charged with residential burglary and cruelty to animals………Big Dummy!

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You Can Get With This…Or You Can Get With That

You Can Get With This…Or You Can Get With That: "

Ah, Febuary 14th, Valentine’s Day or Single Awareness Day, however you look at it. I have been talking to friends over the last few days and just taking note of their perception of Valentine’s day. It’s no surprise that those who are involved in happy relationships are all for it and those who are uninvolved think it’s a waste of their time and a gross waste of money.

I can’t help but wonder if those who are hating on Valentine’s day would be hating on it if they were not single. I’m going to set aside for a moment that Valentine’s Day has even some of the most devout people participating in a Pagan celebration (if you don’t know what the origins of Valentine’s Day are grab some knowledge) and redirect some negativity.

I think that people often overlook their blessings. I know that Valentine’s day is supposed to be all about romantic love and stuff but as a whole, I think we throw around the words “love” and “friend” way too often. So much that I think that their connotations have become common and undervalued. It’s in this modern world that people join websites and are “Friends” to over a thousand people they’ve never met nor intend to meet………that’s a whole nother blog entry. Anways, when I look at “love” I look at those people for whom I would do anything and to those who feel the same way about me. The only constant I’ve had in that regard my whole life have been my parents. Sure, I’ve been married and we did the Valentine’s Day thing too but we always did it with my parents and shared the day.

So, to those who truly think they are alone on Valentine’s day, I urge you to look into the faces of your kids (if you have them), your parents and the friends you consider close. They are the people who love you not only on February 14th but all year long and I know for the people in MY life, that all year long shit is work……….lol!
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12-Year-Old Girl Finds Adult Message In Valentine’s Day Candy [Video]

12-Year-Old Girl Finds Adult Message In Valentine’s Day Candy : "

Talk about a quality control fail. Instead of finding messages such as “I love you” and “Be my valentine” in her back of heart shaped Valentine’s Day candies, a sixth grader from California gets a heart that says “Nice tits”. Apparently the company that is responsible for making the candy also has a line of adult novelty items. This is what happens when people just don’t pay attention….lol.

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Man Charged With Burglary After Police Find His Cell Phone Charging At Scene

Man Charged With Burglary After Police Find His Cell Phone Charging At Scene: "

I hope that 25-year-old Cody Wilkins was not using a “smartphone” while he burglarized a number of homes in Silver Spring, Maryland. If so, it’s apparent that no one told Wilkins that he had to be smarter than the phone.

Wilkins had broken into a number of Silver Spring homes but on his last stop, he got more than he bargained for. The homeowner’s son interrupted Wilkins’s burglary in progress and Wilkins escaped through a window, leaving his cell phone charging in an outlet in the home. Apparently Wilkins had lost power in the snowstorm that swept the country earlier in the week.

Wilkins was arrested and charged with other crimes in the area.

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Man Arrested After Calling 911 For Marijuana Growing Tips

Man Arrested After Calling 911 For Marijuana Growing Tips: "

21-year-old Robert Michelson of Farmington, Connecticut must have been high when he called 911 and asked the police how much trouble he could get into for growing one marijuana plant. He found out when the police showed up at his house and arrested him for possession of a small amount of marijuana and paraphernalia.

Michelson was released on 5,000 bond and charged with possession and other crimes.

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Thieves Steal 1.5 Million Dollars Worth Of Condoms

Thieves Steal 1.5 Million Dollars Worth Of Condoms: "

A Japanese rubber company said that about 85,000 boxes of their condoms have been stolen in Malaysia (and people wonder why most eBay sellers don’t ship to the far east).

Sagami Rubber Industries Co., one of Japan’s biggest condom makers (no pun intended) were headed to port for distribution. The thieves made out with 725,000 individual condoms, collectively worth 121 million yen ($1.48 million usd).

I’m not shocked at this news at all since a couple of months ago, condoms coming out of China were reported as defective.

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Woman Jailed For Trying To Mail Puppy Through U.S. Mail

Woman Jailed For Trying To Mail Puppy Through U.S. Mail: "

Before I post this stories, I read them, obviously. More often than not, I shake my head and wonder what people were thinking. I know what 39-year-old Stacey Champion from Minneapolis, Minnesota was thinking, her ass was being cheap when she tried to mail a 4-month-old Schnauzer puppy, priority mail.

According to the report, Champion responded to all of the postal service questions properly and was very clear to tell the postal worker to be very careful with the box and if they heard strange noises coming from the package, not to be alarmed, she was shipping a toy robot. That is why I said she was being cheap, she knew that she couldn’t send that damned dog through the mail, that’s not new news.

Postal workers became suspicious of the package when it began to move on it’s own (ya think?), they opened it and found the puppy. The breathing holes for the puppy had been covered with packing tape, detectives and postal workers surmised that the dog would not have survived the trip. A spokesperson for the post office explained that had the package not been caught in time that it would have ended up in the cargo area of an airplane and that sometimes the temperature gets about 40 degrees below zero at an altitude of 40,000 feet.

Champion was charged with one misdemeanor count of animal cruelty and may face federal charges of attempting to send a live animal by mail. Champion was denied the refund of the $22.00 shipping she paid and a refund of a few dollars she had placed under the dogs collar. She’s got more nerve than she’s got sense.

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Teens Arrested For Attempting To Steal Hair Extensions aka Weave

Teens Arrested For Attempting To Steal Hair Extensions aka Weave: "

This is one unbeWEAVEable story (I know, old joke) but 3 girls, ages 19,19 and 18 were arrested in Missouri City, Indiana for attempting to steal hair extensions (we black folks just call it weave) from a local beauty supply store. I am a hair-a-holic my damn self and I know that human hair of any decent length is not inexpensive but these 3 heffas have taken leave of their senses. I’d like to be able to sympathize with their inability to cough up the cash for some decent hair but since they even went as far as to threaten the store clerk with a pair of scissors, I just can’t find it in me. These brand new fools managed to turn a simple shoplifting charge into a case of aggravated robbery…..umm, that’s a felony, ladies.

These girls must be true hair rookies because apparently they don’t know how to get free weave, you just find some chick with a bootleg glue in, get her to fight you and snatch it out, track by track….lol!! I’m KIDDING, don’t do that of if you do, don’t say you got the idea from me, I’m not advocating those shenanigans.

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Green Bay Homeless Couple Win Superbowl Tickets … Thanks? [Video]

Green Bay Homeless Couple Win Superbowl Tickets … Thanks? [Video]: "

Well how about that. Could you imagine winning an all expenses paid trip from cold ass Green Bay, Wisconsin to sunny Dallas, Texas? Neither could this homeless couple … check it out…….although they are grateful, they’d still rather have someplace to live. Maybe they can find something in Dallas.

WLUK Story: Homeless Couple Wins Super Bowl Trip @ Yahoo! Video

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Dozens Arrested For Fighting In Church Over Pastor

Dozens Arrested For Fighting In Church Over Pastor: "

It seems that some people in North Carolina have a bad case of “cain’t get right”, even in church. It took a total of about 30 police officers to break up a brawl that broke out among parishioners at Greater New Zion Baptist Church in Fletcher, about 94 miles from Charlotte.

A debate over weather or not to reinstate Rev. LeVonia Ray as the church pastor turned physical when the two sides could not come to an agreement. There were about 75 or so worshipers at the church when the police arrived, however, all of them were not involved in the melee.

It sounds like this church should have just given someone an “amen” and called it a day. To date, no charges have been filed.

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Superbowl May Be Cash Cow For Under Age Sex Trade

Superbowl May Be Cash Cow For Under Age Sex Trade: "

Back in 2008 when I was working on my B.A. in Criminal Justice, I was tasked to find an “under addressed” issue in criminal justice to write a term paper on. I submitted my topic of human trafficking with an emphasis on child trafficking. My professor wrote back and told me that I needed to find something that was an issue in the American criminal justice system, because the issue of human trafficking was more of a European and 3rd world country issue. I wrote him back and explained that it was actually a humanitarian issue but that a lot of people, especially children who have become a commodity in human trafficking end up here in the United States. I further explained that some unscrupulous people were using American victims of human trafficking right here, in America. He conceded and told me that if I could substantiate my claims, he would allow me to do the paper. I got an “A”.

I was reading my news-feeds this morning when I ran across an article in Reuters . The article reported that the Superbowl was a “magnet for the under-age sex trade”. Texas Attorney General Greg Abbott addressed a trafficking prevention meeting in January and let it be known that the Superbowl is one of the largest human trafficking events in the United States. The thoughts of child advocates and law enforcement is that pimps will be bringing thousands of under-age sex workers (boys and girls) to meet the demand of men coming into town for the NFL championship game with extra money to spend.

Police and child advocates have been working together to try and lower the spike in the under-age sex trade that occurs just ahead of ANY Superbowl game, not just in Texas. Talk about being swept under the rug, the public is privy to all of the glitz, glamor, commercials and highlight reels of the Superbowl and the media is quick to tell the public how many millions of dollars of revenue the game brings to any given city. Before I read this article, I had no idea that so much of that revenue was made on the back of some child. Society has to do better than this by our kids if we expect for our kids to do right by society as adults………

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75-Year-Old Woman Jailed For Dousing Library Books With Ketchup

75-Year-Old Woman Jailed For Dousing Library Books With Ketchup: "

I don’t usually post stories that are more than a day or so old because then they really aren’t “news” even if it is out of the ordinary but upon reading this article, I just couldn’t help myself.

75-year-old Joy Cassidy of Boise, Idaho has pleaded guilty to malicious injury to property causing over $1000.00 in damages. The charges come on the heels of an investigation if a string of ketchup, syrup and mayonnaise dumpings into the library’s night book depository. Cassidy admitted that on more than once occasion she dumped the condiments into the library’s night depository because of conflicts she had in the past with the librarians. Does this woman no know that gas is too damned high to be running back and forth to the library to dump condiments into the night drop, how bad can a scuffle with a librarian really be? C’mon, I thought that with age comes wisdom, I guess there is an exception to every rule.

The judge sentenced Cassidy to 30 days in jail and ordered her not to have any contact with Boise area libraries for two years. Big Dummy!

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Man Faces Charges After Stabbing His Own Penis

Man Faces Charges After Stabbing His Own Penis: "

What the HELL??!!! Steven Phillips of Sheboygan, Wisconsin, was initially charged with violating his probation and was charged again after it was found that he attacked his own penis with a piece of metal from a prison sprinkler system.

Police were summoned to Phillips’s cell after the sprinkler system went off, flooding the jail. When they entered Phillips’s cell, the police found him standing under the sprinkler and his penis “appeared” to be bleeding, hell it was either bleeding or not but damn….lol. Investigators report that they found Phillips inserting two “wire-tie” type objects into his penis, then removed them, along with the two other metal pieces he had inserted into his penis and gave them to police. Ummm….I know it’s against the rules but I’d have just let him hang on to those, I’m cool on all that….

He’s been charged with tampering with firefighting equipment. Now do you see why I keep saying that a certain level of stupidity should be illegal?

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Man Jailed After Attacking Woman Joggers & Burying His Face In Their Butts

Man Jailed After Attacking Woman Joggers & Burying His Face In Their Butts: "

Some folks are straight stupid, that includes 46-year-old Duane Starkenburg of Seattle, Washington. Starkenburg thinks he’s slick. His M.O. is as joggers pass by, he pretends to fall and just “happens” to land with his face in their butts. He’s accused of such attacks in August, December and a third one last week.

Starkenburg has admitted to each of the attacks, he claims they were all accidents. He also admits to going to the park to watch the women joggers because he likes to see them “jiggle and bounce”. Starkenburg was arrested on two counts of indecent liberties and one count attempted indecent liberties. He was released after his parents posted his $150,000 bond.

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Prince William and Kate Royal Wedding Condoms Go On Sale

Prince William and Kate Royal Wedding Condoms Go On Sale: "

Is this really necessary? Okay, I’ll admit that everybody has to have a hustle these days but dang. I don’t even have much to say about these other than, they exist. I think it’s a huge waste of money for the condoms with the “strength of a prince and the sensitivity of a princess-to-be”. I’m sure that someone will buy them but I’m equally as sure that the company that makes these, won’t be getting my money……

If you REALLY want to know more about these then click HERE , I’ve wasted more time and keystrokes than I think they’re worth……..lol
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