Fresno, CA
An 11-year-old Fresno girl was charged with felony assault for throwing a rock at an 8-year-old boy who pelted her with a water balloon.
Several rocks and water balloons hit her, she said, before she picked up a rock and threw it at Vang. Initially, officers said the "jagged" rock weighed 5 pounds -- then later cut that weight in half.
After responding to a 911 call for an ambulance on April 29, police officers arrived at the small house where Maribel had been playing with her younger brother and some of his friends. Vang held a towel to his bloody forehead.
Police officers arrested and handcuffed Cuevas and took her to juvenile hall, where she was charged with felony assault. She waited five days before a court hearing. A judge released her but forced her to wear an electronic ankle bracelet. The bracelet was removed 30 days later.
Instead of going through with the criminal case, the court ordered mediation between the famillies to solve the issues. It was understood that should be mediation be successful that Cuevas would not be convicted of an adult felony. The mediation was succesful and Cuevas did not have to plead guilty, which the girl and her family objected to, as part of the agreement reached by prosecutors and her defense lawyer. Charges will be dismissed if the mediation is successful, she attends school and doesn't use force or violence except in self-defense, lawyers said.
Thursday, August 04, 2005
Tuesday, July 26, 2005
Awesome Quotes
I think that these are prolly funnier than most of the onest that I posted. Each quote was hand selected for it's charm and wit. Roflmao .... or it's reflection of overall current cynicism....roflmao
I miss my ex but my aim is getting better.
Crazy? Once I was crazy. They locked me in a room to die. Die? I don't want to die. All the mice will get me. Mice? I hate mice. They drive me crazy. Crazy? Once I was crazy. They locked....
That which doesn't kill you, makes you wish it did
Let go of my ears. I know what I'm doing!
Would you like a nice warm cup of shut the fuck up?
Happiness is a belt fed weapon
Calling Subway employees "Sandwich Artists" is an insult to both sandwiches and artists.
If you're going to do something tonight that you'll be sorry for tomorrow morning, sleep late.
If you lend someone $20, and never see that person again, it was probably worth it.
Your village called, they want their idiot back
Having a smoking section in a restaurant is like having a peeing section in a swimming pool.
A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere.
Why don't you go outside and play Hide-and-go-fuck-yourself.
The Clitoris – Natures Rubrics cube.
Sure, everyone always said 'Socrates what is the meaning of life?' or 'Socrates how can I find happiness?', did anyone ever say 'Socrates hemlock is poison,
When life gives you lemons.... find a kid with a paper cut.
Don't say something is half empty. Say it's half full of shit.
The only problem with doing something right the first time is no-one really appreciates how difficult it was.
People who live in glass houses shouldn’t walk around nude.......ever.
Life is like a box of chocolates? Yeah, maybe, if you're allergic to cocoa powder and you break out in hives.
I miss my ex but my aim is getting better.
Crazy? Once I was crazy. They locked me in a room to die. Die? I don't want to die. All the mice will get me. Mice? I hate mice. They drive me crazy. Crazy? Once I was crazy. They locked....
That which doesn't kill you, makes you wish it did
Let go of my ears. I know what I'm doing!
Would you like a nice warm cup of shut the fuck up?
Happiness is a belt fed weapon
Calling Subway employees "Sandwich Artists" is an insult to both sandwiches and artists.
If you're going to do something tonight that you'll be sorry for tomorrow morning, sleep late.
If you lend someone $20, and never see that person again, it was probably worth it.
Your village called, they want their idiot back
Having a smoking section in a restaurant is like having a peeing section in a swimming pool.
A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere.
Why don't you go outside and play Hide-and-go-fuck-yourself.
The Clitoris – Natures Rubrics cube.
Sure, everyone always said 'Socrates what is the meaning of life?' or 'Socrates how can I find happiness?', did anyone ever say 'Socrates hemlock is poison,
When life gives you lemons.... find a kid with a paper cut.
Don't say something is half empty. Say it's half full of shit.
The only problem with doing something right the first time is no-one really appreciates how difficult it was.
People who live in glass houses shouldn’t walk around nude.......ever.
Life is like a box of chocolates? Yeah, maybe, if you're allergic to cocoa powder and you break out in hives.
Tuesday, July 05, 2005
A REAL TRAVEL ADVENTURE
A rather confused woman called to make reservations; "I want to go from Chicago to Hippopotamus, New York." Needless to say, the agent was rather confused by the request. "Are you sure that's the name of the town?" "Yes, I’m sure," said the client. "What flights to you have?" The agent got on the computer and tried every airport code in the country but couldn't come up with a city named Hippopotamus. She finally got back on the phone and told the person on the other end that she had had no luck locating a city with that name. "Oh, don't be silly. Everyone knows where it is. Check your map!" The agent scoured the map of New York state looking for any city that might vaguely sound or look like Hippopotamus. Finally, and as a last ditch effort; asked the woman, "You don’t, by any chance mean Buffalo, do you?" "Oh, right, that's it. I knew it was a big animal."
THAT'S JUST GOOFY!
The management of Walt Disney World, after two months of negotiation, finally relented and no longer makes the costume character actors share their underwear. Before the final settlement the actors were only allowed to wear Disney provided underwear that were laundered and passed out randomly. The actor complained to management that the underwear was often not clean, smelled bad, had stains and "things have been passed around." Actors will now be allowed to have personal underwear, that Disney will issue, and the employees can take home and launder themselves. Of course this won't affect the character of Donald Duck because, as we know, he doesn’t wear any pants.
RESUME OR RESUME NOT
In keeping with the "How did they get hired" question posed earlier, Fortune Magazine (July 21, 1997) put out an article which listed items from real resumes and cover letters. Here are some highlights:
* "I have lurnt Word Perfect 6.0 computor and spreasheet progroms. "
* "Wholly responsible for two (2) failed financial institutions."
* "It's best for employers that I not work with people."
* "Let's meet, so you can 'ooh' and 'aah' over my experience."
* "I have an excellent track record, although I am not a horse. "
* "My goal is to be a meteorologist. But since I possess no training in meteorology, I suppose I should try stock brokerage. "
* "The company made me a scapegoat, just like my three previous employers. "
* "References: none. I've left a path of destruction behind me. "
A rather confused woman called to make reservations; "I want to go from Chicago to Hippopotamus, New York." Needless to say, the agent was rather confused by the request. "Are you sure that's the name of the town?" "Yes, I’m sure," said the client. "What flights to you have?" The agent got on the computer and tried every airport code in the country but couldn't come up with a city named Hippopotamus. She finally got back on the phone and told the person on the other end that she had had no luck locating a city with that name. "Oh, don't be silly. Everyone knows where it is. Check your map!" The agent scoured the map of New York state looking for any city that might vaguely sound or look like Hippopotamus. Finally, and as a last ditch effort; asked the woman, "You don’t, by any chance mean Buffalo, do you?" "Oh, right, that's it. I knew it was a big animal."
THAT'S JUST GOOFY!
The management of Walt Disney World, after two months of negotiation, finally relented and no longer makes the costume character actors share their underwear. Before the final settlement the actors were only allowed to wear Disney provided underwear that were laundered and passed out randomly. The actor complained to management that the underwear was often not clean, smelled bad, had stains and "things have been passed around." Actors will now be allowed to have personal underwear, that Disney will issue, and the employees can take home and launder themselves. Of course this won't affect the character of Donald Duck because, as we know, he doesn’t wear any pants.
RESUME OR RESUME NOT
In keeping with the "How did they get hired" question posed earlier, Fortune Magazine (July 21, 1997) put out an article which listed items from real resumes and cover letters. Here are some highlights:
* "I have lurnt Word Perfect 6.0 computor and spreasheet progroms. "
* "Wholly responsible for two (2) failed financial institutions."
* "It's best for employers that I not work with people."
* "Let's meet, so you can 'ooh' and 'aah' over my experience."
* "I have an excellent track record, although I am not a horse. "
* "My goal is to be a meteorologist. But since I possess no training in meteorology, I suppose I should try stock brokerage. "
* "The company made me a scapegoat, just like my three previous employers. "
* "References: none. I've left a path of destruction behind me. "
Thursday, June 30, 2005
All About Ass
Okay, it may seem that lately I have had a one track mind. So?....ha ha...well today is no different its all about the azz. It's about them being tight, dumb, large, smart or maybe even tired...ha ha.. this is a list of azz emoticons. I am not sure why I am even spelling it azz, because it's spelled out below....go figure.
(_E=3Dmc2_) A smart ass
(_13_) An unlucky ass
(_$_) Money coming out of his ass
(_!_) A regular "nice" ass
(__!__) A large ass
(!) A tight ass
(_._) A flat ass
(_^_) A bubbly ass
(_*_) A sore ass
(_!__) A lop-sided ass
{_!_} A squishy ass
(_o_) An ass that's been around
(_O_) And more....
(_x_) Kiss my ass - My Favorite
(_X_) "Get off my ass"
(_zzz_) A tired ass
(_o^o_) A wise ass
(_13_) An unlucky ass
(_?_) Dumb ass
(_E=3Dmc2_) A smart ass
(_13_) An unlucky ass
(_$_) Money coming out of his ass
(_!_) A regular "nice" ass
(__!__) A large ass
(!) A tight ass
(_._) A flat ass
(_^_) A bubbly ass
(_*_) A sore ass
(_!__) A lop-sided ass
{_!_} A squishy ass
(_o_) An ass that's been around
(_O_) And more....
(_x_) Kiss my ass - My Favorite
(_X_) "Get off my ass"
(_zzz_) A tired ass
(_o^o_) A wise ass
(_13_) An unlucky ass
(_?_) Dumb ass
Wednesday, June 29, 2005
Frustrated & Satisfied
Okay, I guess I am trying to share an awesome post in cut and paste. It has worked on all of my other blog sites but this one. I seem to lose the formatting and everthing....so, I guess I'll just have to figure something else out.
The entry is totally funny, it is the Woman's Guide To Giving a Hand Job as written by the Sneaker Pimp at one of my favorite blogs.....you have to read it, it's a hoot!!
Duh: Okay, I'll just link you to the cool entry..ha ha...you can view the post in either MSN Spaces format or Yahoo 360 format.
The entry is totally funny, it is the Woman's Guide To Giving a Hand Job as written by the Sneaker Pimp at one of my favorite blogs.....you have to read it, it's a hoot!!
Duh: Okay, I'll just link you to the cool entry..ha ha...you can view the post in either MSN Spaces format or Yahoo 360 format.
Thursday, June 02, 2005
I have been just nuts keeping up with all of my blogs, this one I would have to say is the most neglected.
The blogs that are up an movin are:
Hangin With Stang
Hangin With Stang Again
Slinging Ink - A Pictoral Tattoo Blog
Straight Ghettto
Mustang Garage
If you haven't hit these up yet, they are loads of fun...check them out.
The blogs that are up an movin are:
Hangin With Stang
Hangin With Stang Again
Slinging Ink - A Pictoral Tattoo Blog
Straight Ghettto
Mustang Garage
If you haven't hit these up yet, they are loads of fun...check them out.
Friday, March 25, 2005
HERE I AM
I created this particular blog to help my friends keep up with the Hangin With Stang blog. I had numerous request to at least get listed here, so here I am. If you REALLY want to hang with "Stang", use the link. Thanks for dropping by.
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