Man's Facebook Post Gets Turned Into An Ad For 55 Gallons Of 'Personal Lubricant'

THIS! Is hilarious.  Probably because it's not me.  A Facebook user looked up one day to see his image being ... http://p.ost.im/p/eQSskS

Police Standoff With Florida Man Ends When He Awakens From Drunken Stupor

Seriously??  A man's daughter said that her elderly father was drunk, held a gun on them and told them to lea ... http://p.ost.im/p/eQjv7U

Woman Runs Over Tow Truck Driver Trying To Repossess Her Car

I'm going to venture to say that this is a story that won't air on any "reality" television repo show.  With ... http://p.ost.im/p/eQ6Ud8

Homeless Man Arrested Trying To Steal Secret Service Car

This is one of the shortest stories I've posted.  The way this thing is written, it might as well have not be ... http://p.ost.im/p/eQLAGb

Man Jailed After Offering Undercover Police Officer $15 To Smell Her Vagina

When I first read this article, I thought about Chris Rock in that movie where he says "How much for just one r ... http://p.ost.im/p/eQh5wx

Florida Man Drops Gun During Robbery - Tries To Buy It Back From Victims For 40 Dollars

Police in Florida recently arrested a man who allegedly dropped his gun during an attempted robbery and then re ... http://p.ost.im/p/eQLJyM

New York Robbery Fails When One Robber Shoots The Other

Since when did mugging a person become a team sport?  A group of eight men, calling themselves robbing someon ... http://p.ost.im/p/eQkDFb

Florida Man Calls 911 And Asks For A Taxi And Help Finding His Football

I have no words, I think his mugshot says it all....Hello 911, this is an emergency -- I need a taxi cab and ... http://p.ost.im/p/exp5MW

Judge Orders Ohio Man To Either Apologize To Ex-Wife On Facebook Or Go To Jail

The fact that apologizing via Facebook is even considered punitive in court is a reminder of the reach and perc ... http://p.ost.im/p/exQ2qK

Jilted Man Arrested For Placing Fake Craigslist Ads - Sends People To His Pregnant Ex's House For Sex

THIS dude... is so foul that I almost couldn't get it all in the title.  31-year old (old enough to know bett ... http://p.ost.im/p/extyub

Son Outs His Mom For Having Sex With His Teenage Friend

Teri Mezzatesta failed to slow down, she was doin way too much.  Without a doubt, what she thought she had go ... http://p.ost.im/p/expxrT

Florida Man Tries To Rob Store With His Finger

This is reminding me of this Molly Irvins quote that I used to hear all of the time:  "I know, 'Guns Don't Ki ... http://p.ost.im/p/exaMPP

Things I Wish People Would STFU About - A Random Rant

Ahh yes, another Thursday and a day that I should be working on papers but I choose to procrastinate until late ... http://p.ost.im/p/exW4wS

Wisconsin Man Charged After Cooking His Own Meal At Denny's

This starts like a really stupid joke, "A man walks into a Denny's with a briefcase and wearing a shirt and tie ... http://p.ost.im/p/exmNvu

9-Year Old Boy Found Passed Out Drunk In Playground

Even after reading this story more than twice, I still have a ton of questions that are not answered.  Appare ... http://p.ost.im/p/exmyL7

'Voices' Tell Hospital Patient To Steal And Wreck Ambulance - So He Does

This poor guy.  It totally sucks when the voices in your head are full of wrong information and bad ideas.  T ... http://p.ost.im/p/exsReX

Suspect In Indiana Burglary Leaves False Teeth Behind

It's my guess that it is not going to take him long to go from "suspect" to "defendant".......Muncie, Ind. - ... http://p.ost.im/p/exjSAL

When Posing As A Racist Goes Terribly Wrong

Some people define themselves based on their current relationships.  Although I hear this a lot more about wo ... http://p.ost.im/p/exUc6Y

Florida Assault Suspect Claims He's CIA Director And Half Orangutan

It does not take a licensed professional to realize that this dude has issues.  Upon being arrested for assau ... http://p.ost.im/p/e9T3Mw

Ohio Woman's Breast Implant Exploded During Domestic Assault

I was just having the "real boobs, fake boobs" conversation with someone the other day.  We started joking ab ... http://p.ost.im/p/exDW3P

Florida Man Robs Store In Wheelchair - Caught When Wheels Get Stuck In The Sand

Thank you to my BFF Bonnie who totally hooked me up with this story.  I used to go see "The Rocky Horror Pict ... http://p.ost.im/p/exkR4w

Baggage Is For Vacations Not For Relationships

You know, since I've been single, I have been playing the dating game and not playing well apparently.  Then ... http://p.ost.im/p/exYEYP

Man Sues Uncle For Tagging Him In 'Embarrassing' Childhood Photo On Facebook

Pacino says in the movie "The Devil's Advocate" that vanity is his favorite sin.  That line must have been wr ... http://p.ost.im/p/exLKm7

White Supremacist Joins Black Gang Member To Peddle Meth

With all of the racial tension that is plaguing the country, I have often hoped for some kind off racial harmon ... http://p.ost.im/p/exRtEg

Women Attack Bar Employees With Knife After Their Offer To Show Boobs For Beer Is Rejected

I have heard of women keeping money in their bra but what these two women attempted to pull out of their bra, n ... http://p.ost.im/p/exR472

Athens Georgia Stabbing Suspect Requests To Smoke Crack Before Going To Jail

In addition to her right to remain silent, stabbing suspect Essie Mae Jones of Athens, Georgia, asked police if ... http://p.ost.im/p/exJLL7

Dating The Independent Woman For Dummies

I couldn't resist the title, I'm really not calling anyone a dummy but the thought came to me, I laughed so it ... http://p.ost.im/p/exFxGr

Seattle Prosecutor, James Konat Resigns For Making 'Bigoted' Remarks, But Were They True?

Senior deputy King County prosecutor James Konat, who went on leave last summer after having his hands slapped ... http://p.ost.im/p/exjdAS

Massachusetts Prostitutes Claim New Anti Trafficking Law Will Cut Into Their Profits

The state of Massachusetts is preparing to implement legislation to help curb prostitution and online hookers a ... http://p.ost.im/p/exBGvs

Cops Bust Man For Stealing $6500 Rolex From TSA Screening Point

I thought that the only person stupid enough to allegedly steal a Rolex from the TSA checkpoint was Michael Vic ... http://p.ost.im/p/exyfkK

Judge Sentences Juror To 3 Days In Jail For Friending Defendant On Facebook

Facebook has managed to just suck any sense of reasoning out of the brains of otherwise "normal" thinking peopl ... http://p.ost.im/p/exNhX8

From The Classroom To The Cellblock - The School To Prison Pipeline

With all of the recent publicity surrounding the current state of public schools in major cities, I have been m ... http://p.ost.im/p/e9bBLu

Women Have The Gift Of Gab - Men Wish We'd Kept The Receipt

I know there is that book that "Men are from Mars and Women are from Venus" but the reality is that is so inacc ... http://p.ost.im/p/e9WMKx

Top 5 Types Of Bloggers That Really Piss Me Off

I got a letter today (I seem to be getting a lot of those lately and I love it) and in the course of the text, ... http://p.ost.im/p/e9ymCm

NY 5th Grade Teacher Has Students Make Holiday Cards For Her Incarcerated Boyfriend

The likelihood of one's common sense improving is not directly related to the amount of formal education that o ... http://p.ost.im/p/e9aTTd

Naked Man Walks Into Walmart - Steals Socks

Once again, I have to talk about people's priorities.  I think that if you are walking into Walmart, butt boo ... http://p.ost.im/p/e9vcAh

Independent Women & The Sensitive Male Ego

A few blogs ago, I wrote about how the lines have gotten skewed between the modern independent woman and the tr ... http://p.ost.im/p/e9HSfN

Florida School Bus Driver Shows Students The Naked Pictures On His Phone

Aww  c'mon man!  This fool right here got turned in by some of his students for showing them the pornography ... http://p.ost.im/p/e9yHPK

Government Required School To Replace Student's Homemade Lunch With Chicken Nuggets

Apparently, a parent's judgment isn't any good when it comes to making their child's school lunch.  When I fi ... http://p.ost.im/p/e9CySS

Woman Jailed After Nurse Finds Maggots In Baby's Diaper

We have to do better people.  It's not up to me to judge and say who should and should not be allowed to have ... http://p.ost.im/p/e9umPF

Lawyers Argue That Washington Murder Suspect Should Be Allowed Cocoa Puffs In Jail

This chick is not just "coo coo for Cocoa Puffs", she's just coo coo, period.  Holly Grigsby awaits trial in ... http://p.ost.im/p/e9uP25

Woman Attacks Man With A Knife After He Fails To Buy Her A Valentine's Day Gift

To paraphrase, when William Congreve (not Shakespeare as people may think) said that hell hath no fury like a ... http://p.ost.im/p/e9aV8k

Man Suffers A Heart Attack At Vegas's Heart Attack Grill - Imagine That

It's no wonder that the waitresses at the 'Heart Attack Grill' in Las Vegas are dressed like nurses, however, i ... http://p.ost.im/p/e9sp2K

56-Year Old College Student Suspended For Writing 'Hot For Teacher' Essay

Church groups and rigid politicians spent the better part of the 1980's and 1990's convincing the government an ... http://p.ost.im/p/e94bfh

Exorcism Leads To Family Fight

I wanted to thank one of my followers for totally hookin me up with this story, so if you are on Twitter, hit t ... http://p.ost.im/p/e9uTqP

10 Things You Should Never Say To A Black Woman

I was out and about surfing the net and I ran across this list of top 10 things you should never say to a black ... http://p.ost.im/p/e97LfQ

James Brown And The Magic Coffin

I said that I was NOT going to touch this James Brown thing one more ti ... http://p.ost.im/p/e9HR8H

They Are The Youth Gone Wild

Ahmad once had this song and the line that I remember the most was the chorus “back in the day when I was you ... http://p.ost.im/p/e9vHLM

A Few Thoughts About The Friend Zone

I saw an image tonight on my friend’s FB page and it said “Ladies, guys are sick of hearing you ask where a ... http://p.ost.im/p/e9ydE3

Police Mistake Naked Bondage Role Play Sex For Kidnapping - Couple Arrested

This Oregon couple will definitely have a story to tell their grandchildren one day.  A concerned citizen cal ... http://p.ost.im/p/e95P6x

Fugitive Runs Out Of Gas – Calls Sheriff For Help

All I have on this is, "You Big Dummeh" !EVANSTON, Wyo. -- A 59-year-old fugitive is back behind bars after h ... http://p.ost.im/p/e9Xaaa

Petco Sued For Cutting Dog's Ear Off And Gluing It Back On [Video]

This story just infuriates me, I've not a been a PetCo fan since I once bought some bird food from them that wa ... http://p.ost.im/p/e9vLvn

Minnesota Man Arrested For Stealing $6000 in Laundry Detergent

Well, I guess that "boosting" has become a lost art.  I don't advocate theft or stealing of any kind but if t ... http://p.ost.im/p/e9tND9

42-Year Old Man Pistol Whips His Would Be Assailants In Walmart

I've heard it said that one has to be careful as to who they pick on because somewhere out there, there is some ... http://p.ost.im/p/e9XesM

74-Year Old Man Arrested For Prostitution After Offering Sex To Undercover Police Officers

Well, times are tough out there and old folks need love too.  My mother once told me to not take everything o ... http://p.ost.im/p/e9p8f7

Family Sues After Grandmother Is Dropped Out Of Casket Head First Into Burial Plot

This sounds like something out of some strange morbid comedy movie, however, the family didn't find it funny at ... http://p.ost.im/p/e9WTr8

Utah Man Accidentally Plays Porn Instead Of 'Smurfs' At His Kid's Birthday Party

Police aren't filing charges against a father who briefly played a pornographic video instead of "The Smurfs" a ... http://p.ost.im/p/e9HEhE

Playboy Playmate Accused Of Being An Armed Vampire Sues NYPD After “Slamming Her Face In The Pavement”

The NYPD is no stranger to abuse allegations, at the end of the day, I guess the public should be thankful that ... http://p.ost.im/p/e94RmD

18-Year Old Naked Cowgirl Arrested After Slow Speed Chase

Meet Taylor Burnham.When Corpus Christi cops responded to a suspicious person call early Sunday, they spott ... http://p.ost.im/p/e9tEVb

Il Man Gets 3 Years For Billing Penis Pumps To Medicare

Once again, our tax dollars "hard" at work.....bah dum bum.An Illinois man was sentenced Friday by a federal j ... http://p.ost.im/p/e9nMyh

Armed Robber Drops Wallet In Front Of Adult Novelty Store [Video]

Officers are searching Monday morning for an armed robbery suspect who they say left behind a big piece of evid ... http://p.ost.im/p/e9CUry

Man Tries To Pay For Lap Dance With Crack

Hey, in some clubs, with some girls, the crack would have been enough.  I guess this chick just wasn't down f ... http://p.ost.im/p/e9aGj4

Pastor Caught Having Sexual Intercourse With A Pregnant Sheep

RESIDENTS OF Abesim near Sunyani in the Brong Ahafo Region are in a state of shock and disbelief following the ... http://p.ost.im/p/e9gqGQ

Woman Jailed After Molesting Children & Posting Pictures On Facebook

Austin, TX  - Gloria Ann Veloz, a 27-year-old Texas woman has been jailed after she allegedly photographed he ... http://p.ost.im/p/e9kjrQ

One Legged Man Hid Cocaine In Butt

I don't know what else to say...I mean, where else was he supposed to put it, right??  LolAuthorities in Flo ... http://p.ost.im/p/eHTq46

Mother Busted For Slapping Her Son In Anger Management Class

I am a little late posting this story, I saw it the other day and when I went to put it out here, I couldn't fi ... http://p.ost.im/p/e9puH8

Atlanta Thieves Break Into CVS - Steal Weave & Cigarettes

I am always thrilled to see people who have their priorities straight.  I do not advocate nor recommend break ... http://p.ost.im/p/e9kgmw

Driver Arrested On Drug Charges After Cops See Him Using Heroin At Traffic Light

I've got no words.........Police arrested a 50-year-old Longmeadow man Thursday afternoon on Main Street afte ... http://p.ost.im/p/e96xNA

Children Reunited With Family After Being Left At Wrong Chicago Home

This whole story still stinks like three day old fish to me, but as a friend of mine told me, sometimes you jus ... http://p.ost.im/p/e9AU7x

Lesson Learned: You Can't Call Hos, Hos, Cause Hos Get Offended

I guess I should preface this journey into the land of total phuckery by saying, the terms "ho, slut, manwhore" ... http://p.ost.im/p/e9dgtT

Relatives Of 2 Toddlers Abandoned On Chicago's South Side Located - Update

OMG!!!  Thank Goodness!!I can become very passionate about issues, especially issues that have to do with ... http://p.ost.im/p/e9hEUL

Two 2-Year Olds Abandoned On Street On Chicago's S. Side In The Cold - Plz Circulate

So, I'm sitting here doing homework when this story comes across my feeds, thanks Ms. Gee for the heads up.   ... http://p.ost.im/p/e98hvF

Indianapolis Tow Company Tows Car With 7-Year Old Boy In The Back

This "don't make" any damned sense.  As far as I'm concerned there are plenty of charges to go around for eve ... http://p.ost.im/p/eH73Vb

Teacher In Hot Water For Spraying Stinky Student With Febreze

We all had that one kid in school that always had body odor, and I guess that same student exists.  A teacher ... http://p.ost.im/p/e96mKE

Man In Court For Crack Pipe Possession - Gets Arrested For Bringing A Crack Pipe To Court

A crackpot with a crack pipe, now that's good sh!t.  THIS dude reports to court for a hearing on his recent c ... http://p.ost.im/p/e9Mf4B

Fart Joke Leads To Bomb Scare At A Mississippi College

Dude?  Really?  I got no words....Nothing clears a room like a fart -- except, perhaps, a bomb scare.Har ... http://p.ost.im/p/e9BbJk

Man Jailed For Putting Methamphetamine Into Coffee Pot At Local Tax Preparer's Office

Wow, just wow.....the original article is right, this gives a whole new meaning to the phrase "Turbo Tax"..... ... http://p.ost.im/p/e9DPEd

Indiana Burglar Breaks In - Cooks Dinner - Folds Clothes

I know, I know, this guy has tons of issues but I'd love to borrow him for a few days.  I absolutely hate to ... http://p.ost.im/p/e9Jv99

Teen Stabs Grandmother More Than 90 Times To Piss Off Uncle

Who does this??  Better yet, I don't understand people's path of logic.  This kid kicked it with his uncle (t ... http://p.ost.im/p/e9RkU4

Man Stabs Roommate In Neck With Screwdriver After Air Conditioning Dispute

Having a roommate is hard but it's even harder if they are not kickin in on the utility bills.  I have heard ... http://p.ost.im/p/e9Nadu

Tennessee Man Charged With Killing Couple After They 'Unfriended' Her On Facebook

And here I thought that only people who were emotionally unbalanced and active in social networking did things ... http://p.ost.im/p/e9rYWP

Ex California Mayor Steals Mixer From School District To Make Pizza

As if the school districts aren't strapped enough for case, this fool somehow thinks it's perfectly okay to ste ... http://p.ost.im/p/e9dNwm

Man Barricades Himself In Apartment & Threatens Suicide Over Stolen Chicken Dinner

Wow, just wow...the hostage negotiation team over a  chicken dinner??  That chicken musta been Popeye's and n ... http://p.ost.im/p/e9Ufjs

Ultimate Resume Fail By NYU Student Makes Him The Laughing Stock Of Wall Street

This is priceless, I have to thank Ang, one of my loyal readers for turning me on to this article.The other ... http://p.ost.im/p/e9F69n

Face It - Roland Martin's CNN Suspension Is NOT A "Black Thing" - It's A Green Thing

So, I’ve been reading the rants and raves about CNN’s Roland Martin’s suspension for tweets he made on Su ... http://p.ost.im/p/e9DRXV

Man Arrested In $5600 Postal Worker Robbery After 'Showing Facebook The Money"

FEBRUARY 8--If we’ve said it once, we’ve said it a thousand times: Your Facebook wall should never be used ... http://p.ost.im/p/e9Swgb

Chicago Man Punches Stranger Because She 'Looked At Him Funny'

A judge set bail at $25,000 today for a man who police said repeatedly punched a woman he did not know Monday a ... http://p.ost.im/p/e9Jdtx

Woman's Hoodie Leads To Man's Burglary Arrest

IRWIN, Pa., Feb. 7 (UPI) -- Police in Pennsylvania said they were able to identify a robbery suspect by the V ... http://p.ost.im/p/e9L4KC

Man Stabs Girlfriend Because Steak Tasted Funny

BELMONT, N.C. -- A Belmont man has been arrested and charged with stabbing his girlfriend over the taste of a s ... http://p.ost.im/p/eHU6tL

Man Sets Himself On Fire After Trying To Assault Estranged Wife With Gasoline

A Florida man who tried to set his estranged wife ablaze wound up getting burned.Badly.Matthew Wong’s ... http://p.ost.im/p/eHAXCn

New Yorker Seeks $900 Trillion Dollar Settlement Over Placement Of Her Kids In Foster Care

No, you did not read that wrong...it says...900 Trillion...read on.A New York woman whose two boys were rem ... http://p.ost.im/p/eHa4t2

Police Offer $250 Reward For Information In “Mega Masturbator” Love Doll Theft

In a bid to capture the armed robber who last month stole a $250 sex doll from an Iowa City adult store, police ... http://p.ost.im/p/eHDsjT

Student's Tardiness Lead To Criminal Charges For Parents

Detention for chronically late students is common, but what about parents in court because of their frequently ... http://p.ost.im/p/eHQvQg

Woman Blames Failed Breathalyzer Test On Her Large Breasts

(CBS) PORT ST. LUCIE, Fla. - A Port St. Lucie woman says she failed a roadside sobriety test because of her lar ... http://p.ost.im/p/eHUyCS

Los Angeles Elementary School Replaces Entire Staff Amidst Child Abuse Probe

(CBS) LOS ANGELES - L.A. school officials have temporarily replaced the entire staff of the Miramonte Elementar ... http://p.ost.im/p/eHbJcN

Car Jacker Snaps Pic On Victims Phone – Sends To Victims Computer

JERSEY CITY, N.J. -- Jersey City police say an accused carjacker was ca ... http://p.ost.im/p/eHu75N

Man Tries To Rob Bank With Bag Of Apple Pies

(CBS) SACRAMENTO - Authorities say a man was arrested Saturday after allegedly attempting to rob a bank by clai ... http://p.ost.im/p/eHSWeq

Realtor Finds Man's Dead Body In House Four Years After Suicide

A man's body has been found in his home after it lay undiscovered there for four years following his suicide. ... http://p.ost.im/p/eHqPcd

Alabama Fugitive Arrested After Logging Onto Sheriff's Facebook To Taunt Him

If you're facing arrest then it's rarely a good idea to provoke the police on your tail.But an accused rapis ... http://p.ost.im/p/eHf67v

They're Not 'Golddiggers" Anymore - Now They Are 'Piranha Women'

Wealthy men are being tricked into bed by single women who deliberately get pregnant because they view a baby a ... http://p.ost.im/p/eHWww5

User Deleted Facebook Photos Remain Online Three Years After Deletion

Deleted Facebook photos don't disappear but can still be accessed by anyone with a link to the images themselve ... http://p.ost.im/p/eHWqn2

Bald Thief Steals $150 Worth Of Rogaine From Long Island CVS

(CBS) - Heads up.Police say they are looking for a bald man who was caught on camera, along with another ma ... http://p.ost.im/p/eHpArd

Ask the Ninja

This is a new place where you can send me your crappy problem, and I will give you the best damn advice you can ... http://p.ost.im/p/eHQ9Lf

Cops Bust Naked Burglar Covered In Chocolate And Peanut Butter

Let the Reese's jokes begin....FEBRUARY 3--A naked burglar covered in chocolate and peanut butter was arres ... http://p.ost.im/p/eHfKVF

Houston Husband Sets House On Fire After Wife Has Dinner With Other Man

A big thank you to my friend Militia for turning me on to this foolery......HOUSTON—A jealous husband is ... http://p.ost.im/p/eHAfj9

4 Women Beat Waitress At Red Lobster Over Wrong Order [Video]

FAIRVIEW HEIGHTS, Il. (KMOV) – Police are currently searching for four customers that beat up a waitress at a ... http://p.ost.im/p/eucMqH

Man Sued After Shooting Bottle Rocket From Anus

In a stunt straight out of the movie “JackAss”, A U.S. college student is suing his fraternity after a fell ... http://p.ost.im/p/eHkdNn

72-Year Old Man Dies After Swallowing Dentures During Sex With 62-Year Old Prostitute

A 74-YEAR-OLD man died after he accidentally swallowed his dentures during sex with a 62-year-old prostitute in ... http://p.ost.im/p/eH2PY4

Man Stabs Brother Over Brownie

CARBONDALE, Pa. -- A dispute over a chocolate confection led a man to stab his brother, who responded by thro ... http://p.ost.im/p/eu7DmG

Burglars Caught After Booking Taxi As Getaway Vehicle

The Daily Mail reports that police have said they “couldn’t fail” when it came to catching stupid crimi ... http://p.ost.im/p/eunxNE

Woman Dies From Allergic Reaction To Weave Glue

Thank you to my friend Ed for turning me on to this.........A housewife died after suffering a massive alle ... http://p.ost.im/p/eHJdLc

Toothless Woman Robs Bank To Buy Dentures

Waynesburg, Pa.  - Evelyn Marie Fuller, a 49-year-old Carmichaels resident was jailed Tuesday after she all ... http://p.ost.im/p/eHYcbm

Husband Brings Home Girlfriend & Orders Wife Out Of Bed - Wife In Jail Over Attack

Vero Beach, Florida  - Marian Searchwell, a 56-year-old Vero Beach woman was jailed after she allegedly g ... http://p.ost.im/p/eHYHW4

FBI Mistakenly Cuts Down Wrong Door With Chainsaw In Raid

(CBS) FITCHBURG, Mass. - The FBI accidentally raided the wrong apartment last Thursday, cutting through the apa ... http://p.ost.im/p/eHrX7c

Elementary School Teacher Charged With Blindfolding Students & Feeding Them His Semen

Normally, I don't post about the maltreatment of children but this has got to be one of the most vile stories I ... http://p.ost.im/p/euweby

Drunken Sailor Ends Up In Bed With 80-Year Old Woman

SEATTLE -- An intoxicated sailor who walked into the wrong apartment in Bremerton, Wash., urinated on the floor ... http://p.ost.im/p/eHNys7