Out To Lunch - Okay...A Long Lunch....

Yanno, some days are diamonds and some days are glass...... today, I'm feeling like my shit is all carbon.  L ... http://p.ost.im/p/eha2TP

Florida Woman Busted Hiding Crack Pipe In Bible

One Florida woman might have a different reason for calling it the Good Book.Fort Pierce police allegedly f ... http://p.ost.im/p/ehY2Ha

In Dumbass News - Man Severs Arm With Homemade Guillotine

BELLINGHAM, Wash. -- A man who entered a Bellingham medical office with a severed limb later told medics he c ... http://p.ost.im/p/ehLCAK

Man Arrested For DUI On Way To Jail Work Release Assignment

A Gilbert man with two previous DUI convictions is accused of operating a motorcycle while under the influence ... http://p.ost.im/p/ehmyVG

60-Year Old Woman Stabs Man For Cheating At Monopoly

This may not be the right way to handle this but, sheeeeeeit, Monopoly is serious business.  It was in MY hou ... http://p.ost.im/p/ehRM6r

This Is Why I Don't Go To Tattoo Parties & Ish

So, I know this guy right, we all know one of those, you know the one, the one that will hook-you-up!  Okay, ... http://p.ost.im/p/ehAj9d

WTF He Say?? Where Dey Do Dat At?!! Ha! Ha!

OMG, I don't know if this is real and I hope not but it's funny as all hell.  This kid looks like he is going ... http://p.ost.im/p/ehh4x2

Drunk Man In Bar Bangs Head On Sink - Tells Police He Was Mugged

IRWIN, Pa.- If you passed out drunk in the bathroom of a motel bar, and you fell and banged your head on the si ... http://p.ost.im/p/eh8Nq2

Couple Leaves Crack In Motel Room - Arrested When They Go Back To Get It

KISSIMMEE, Fla. - Don't you hate leaving things in motels?A Florida pair was arrested Tuesday after employe ... http://p.ost.im/p/eheeU9

Man Steals Sandwich - Uses Stolen Forklift For Getaway

PITTSBURGH, Pa. -- A Pennsylvania man is accused of stealing a sandwich and then hopping on a stolen forklift t ... http://p.ost.im/p/ehPAPp

Woman Arrested After Assaulting Father Over Potato Salad

A Palm Coast woman was so angry that her 80-year-old father told her she couldn't eat his potato salad that she ... http://p.ost.im/p/ehSEsh

Now Read Stangzine On Your Smartphone!

I have received a lot of feedback from people who would like to be able to read articles from Stangzine.com on ... http://p.ost.im/p/ehYrKT

Herman Cain Is My Homeboy *SMDH*

I have believed, for quite some time that the best person to run this country would be a businessman and not a ... http://p.ost.im/p/erGqxh

So, I Gave A Lecture At STLCC Yesterday.....

Well it seems like I recovered from my melt down the other day.  Yesterday, I spoke at one of the Community   ... http://p.ost.im/p/ehAge5

Man Arrested For Performing Lewd Sex Act On Pharmacy Ad Display

Pittsfield, MA  - Charlie J. Price, a 57-year-old registered sex offender has been jailed again after he alle ... http://p.ost.im/p/erTbnH

Burglar Leaves Facebook Page Up On Crime Scene Computer

Seriously?JACKSON, Miss. -- A Facebook page left up on a computer at a burglary scene has resulted in the a ... http://p.ost.im/p/erKdVL

Basketball Legend Julius Erving "Dr. J" Denies Sale Of Memorabilia Linked To Lawsuit

Julius Erving’s championship rings and MVP trophies are among pieces from his collection of basketball memora ... http://p.ost.im/p/erWDKF

Man Reports Side Piece As Burglar

Some people are just downright grimy for no reason.  24-year old Kevin Gaylor invited a woman that he met onl ... http://p.ost.im/p/erHwbf

Is Locking Up Elderly Inmates An Unnecessary Public Expense?

I thought that this article was super interesting because it substantiates an argument that I have had with opp ... http://p.ost.im/p/erteq9

Is Teen Violence Linked To Heavy Soda Drinking?

One of the people I follow on Twitter sent out a study that claims that there is a correlation between heavy so ... http://p.ost.im/p/ervKqF

Addiction, Drugs and Crime: Transforming Our Strategy

Written By: By William D. BurrellIn my last posting on the 40th anniversary of the “War on Drugs, ” I w ... http://p.ost.im/p/erQh8k

How Police Use Facebook, Myspace To Track Gang Activity

By Del Quentin Wilber, Published: October 23For weeks, police came up empty in their search for a gang ... http://p.ost.im/p/erCptK

21-Year Old California Man Stuck In Baby Swing Overnight

You guessed it, another one of those "and that's what the hell he gets" stories......A 21-year-old man in V ... http://p.ost.im/p/erH5kb

87-Year Old Man Caught With 100 Bricks Of Cocaine In His Truck

An elderly man swerving on the highway turned into a major drug bust for state police, who found 104 bricks of ... http://p.ost.im/p/erWePW

Life In A Pressure Cooker

Sometimes we have those strange days that we feel claustrophobic in o ... http://p.ost.im/p/era9dM

I'm A Lot Of Things - But Stupid Is NOT On The List

On October 11th, I wrote a blog called "Drug Testing Welfare Recipients Fair?" where I discussed my thoughts on ... http://p.ost.im/p/erHmFX

Supermarkets Not A Fan Of Ben & Jerry's Schweddy Balls Ice Cream

HARTFORD, Conn. — Ben & Jerry's Schweddy Balls ice cream is too hot to handle for some supermarket chains. ... http://p.ost.im/p/erHVKM

61-Year Old Woman Accidentally Texts Cops To Sell Pain Killers

When a woman called a Hinds County deputy asking him if he wanted to buy painkillers, the deputy thought he was ... http://p.ost.im/p/erTVHx

Coming Soon: A Way For You To Change Your Poop Color

What times we live in. Imagine being able to pop a pill, have a poop and find out that you are going to die a h ... http://p.ost.im/p/erg7m7

Tattoo Shop Etiquette For Dummies

So, today, I got a chance to go out and get some new ink.  Every shop ... http://p.ost.im/p/ere56E

Vegas Man Needs Surgery To Relieve 100 Pound Nutsack

It sat in front of him, on top of a pillow that rested on a milk crate.He sprinkled baby powder on it -- wh ... http://p.ost.im/p/erk2Uh

Sesame Street Turned Into ‘Porn Street’ By Hackers

Hackers reportedly took control of the Sesame Street YouTube page recently -- posting a series of sexually expl ... http://p.ost.im/p/erDwyq

Florida School Scrambles To Retrieve X-Rated Fund Raising Prizes

TALLAHASSEE, Fla — School administrators hoping to reward students for their A+ fund-raising efforts at a F ... http://p.ost.im/p/eMw5EX

5 Stabbed at Inmate Release Welcome Home Party

Mark is really on it this week, I should consider hiring him full time to find posts.... lol.  Thanks Mark fo ... http://p.ost.im/p/erFWrx

Man living as an ‘adult baby’ is cleared of Social Security fraud

Thank you Mark for submitting this!!!The California man who lives part of his life as an “adult baby” a ... http://p.ost.im/p/eMupnG

Men Call Police For Help After Their Weed & Cocaine Were Stolen

CHARLOTTE, NC (WBTV) - Two men called police looking for help after two men stole their drugs and money  late ... http://p.ost.im/p/eMGjgr

LAPD "Embarrassed" After Gun Cache Is Stolen

(Reuters) - Los Angeles police officials searched on Monday for a stolen cache of submachine guns and semi-auto ... http://p.ost.im/p/eMXr7P

Memphis Man Jailed After Repeatedly Having Sex With Dog In Neighbor's Yard

Memphis, Tenn.- Kimberly Lawson, a 40-year-old Memphis man was jailed after he allegedly had sex with a German ... http://p.ost.im/p/eMQdKg

Woman Sues Airlines Claims Turbulence Caused PTSD

A woman is suing an airline over claims she suffered mental trauma during turbulence on a flight.Colleen O'Nea ... http://p.ost.im/p/eMvnKd

Man Holds Lost Cell Phone Hostage For $300 Ransom

I love it when people find things for me, means I don't have to work as hard... lol.  Thanks to Mark for post ... http://p.ost.im/p/eM9WG5

Missing: 15-Year Old Michiko Hamilton From Pittsburgh, PA

PITTSBURGH -- Police are looking for a 15-year-old girl who was last seen in the city's Penn Hills community ... http://p.ost.im/p/eMG82v

Missing: 5-Year Old Jahessye Shockley From Arizona

The mother of a missing 5-year-old told a Phoenix news station Sunday that she is a suspect in her daughter's d ... http://p.ost.im/p/eMC7Sm

Donald Wynn Allegedly Stabbed Son For Stealing Lima Beans

Planning to swipe a can of dad's favorite beans? You might want to read this story first.Police in St. Pete ... http://p.ost.im/p/eM4Qtb

Man Stuck In Toilet Seat After Playing Drinking Game

I can't let us silly American's claim all of the worlds shenanigans, so, I thought I'd pass some of the exposur ... http://p.ost.im/p/eMHmS9

Female Football Player Benches As Opposing Teams Threatens To Forfeit

This really kind of pisses me off, she's on the team, if the other team wants to forfiet, it's their record, le ... http://p.ost.im/p/eMn2mN

Illinois High School Sets Bathroom Limits For Students

EVERGREEN PARK, Ill. — Students at a suburban Chicago high school will have to hold it or risk staying afte ... http://p.ost.im/p/eMqQbE

Chicago Woman Arrested For Assault Following Cupcake Attack

CHICAGO, Oct. 17 (UPI) -- A Chicago woman arrested on a domestic battery charge allegedly hit her husband over ... http://p.ost.im/p/eMxfB8

Burglary Suspect Calls Police & Asks For Ride Home

Another testimony to the fact that some people have more nerve than they have sense....In MarylandFour ... http://p.ost.im/p/eMUcgp

Alcoholic Gummy Bears A New Trend Among Teens

WEST SACRAMENTO (CBS13) - Vodka-soaked gummy bears. That's the newest way teenagers are getting drunk, and poli ... http://p.ost.im/p/eM5ARC

That Awkward Moment When Yo Ass Gets Kicked Out Of The Tattoo Shop

I am not saying anything groundbreaking when I say that there are negative stereotypes attached to every race, ... http://p.ost.im/p/eM7HPG

School Uses Sharpie Marker To Fix Unacceptable Hair Cut [Video]

MARSHALL (KYTX) - A Marshall Junior High student says administrators went too far when dealing with a hairy s ... http://p.ost.im/p/eMJe2t

Pastor Accused Of Cashing Dead Teacher's Pension Checks

(Reuters) - A New York pastor has been arrested and accused of fraudulently cashing pension checks worth nearly ... http://p.ost.im/p/eMk8gD

Postal Workers Seize Weed Shipment - Then Sell It

OCTOBER 14--When a suspicious package arrived last month at a New York City post office, it was set aside for e ... http://p.ost.im/p/eMeT27

Man Arrested Trying To Rob Sub Shop - His Mother Was The Getaway Driver [video]

NORFOLK – A man is behind bars after being shot as he reportedly to rob a restaurant.  The driver of the ge ... http://p.ost.im/p/eM6c92

Crazy Azz Texas Woman Accused Of Calling Ex 1001 Times In 3 Months

In the span of 24 hours, she allegedly called her ex-lover 146 times.Police said she shattered several of ... http://p.ost.im/p/eMdcaA

Walmart Shoplifters Remember To Take Loot But Forget Their 2 Kids

LOUISVILLE, Ky. - Authorities say a couple shoplifted a cell phone and makeup from a Walmart, but forgot two ch ... http://p.ost.im/p/eMYGUV

When Orgasms Go Wrong - Woman Sues Sex Toy Manufacturer

After horrific experience with a sex toy sent her to the hospital, a Northern California woman is a suing a Sou ... http://p.ost.im/p/eMetUJ

Go Heavy! Go Heavy!!

I know that last night I was all the rave about DMXs performance on the ... http://p.ost.im/p/eMNMqX

Illinois Police Clerk Accidentally Sends Newspaper Request To Fix Traffic Ticket

BELLEVILLE • A records clerk for the St. Clair County sheriff's office admits she goofed when she mistakenl ... http://p.ost.im/p/e69X9W

Woman Tries To Sell Baby For 15k To Fund Family Disney World Vacation

I have no words ....NEW CASTLE, Del. – A mother of three is accused of trying to sell her newborn son for ... http://p.ost.im/p/e6GCRn

Texas Man Shoots Cousin During Argument Over Blanket

TYLER, Texas (AP) - Police say an apparent argument over a blanket has led to an East Texas man accused of kill ... http://p.ost.im/p/e6b4D9

Man Says To Friend "So Shoot Me" - Friend Shoots Him Dead

Ever hear the phrase "be careful what you wish for, you just might get it"?  Take heed.A California man h ... http://p.ost.im/p/e65QNd

Pot Brownies At Funeral Cause Senior Citizens To Be Hospitalized

Three senior citizens had to be hospitalized Saturday after being served brownies they didn't realized were lac ... http://p.ost.im/p/e6uLjS

Texas Woman Sues Police For Making Her Listen To Rush Limbaugh

A Texas woman is suing her local police department after she says she was arrested for no reason – and forc ... http://p.ost.im/p/e6STX8

Big Azz Wanna Be A Sexy Stripper FAIL - Hilarious [Video]

We all have things that we do in the comfort of our own home, and quite franky, some of it should stay, right t ... http://p.ost.im/p/e6yBA8

DMX is BACK – For A Minute Anyway [Video]

Tonight was the phuckery better known as the BET Hip Hop awards, which, ... http://p.ost.im/p/e6WpS6

Drug Testing Potential Welfare Recipients Is Unfair To The Poor? For Real?

I was flipping through the news this morning when I ran across a headline in the New York Times that read  "S ... http://p.ost.im/p/e6VxR2

Man Assaults Wife for Not "Liking" His Facebook Update

I have to thank my reader Dalvin, for having this on his page (yup, I was snooping)....lolI am no stranger ... http://p.ost.im/p/e6txMS

Man Arrested After Bank Teller Can't Read Note - Penmanship FAIL

This article makes me think back to grade school when we used to have to write with big, fat, pencils on that t ... http://p.ost.im/p/e6XseV

Seattle Washington Superhero "Phoenix Jones" Arrested For Assault

I knew that this was just a matter of time.  I wrote a piece about self proclaimed, superhero "Phoenix Jones" ... http://p.ost.im/p/e69k6f

Miss Stang Signs On With DefGlam.Com To Write "Ask Stang" Column

I wanted to wait until the deal was sealed before I made the announcement but today is the first day that the " ... http://p.ost.im/p/e6qUQd

Let The Unstuffing Of My Innards Begin – Sexy Huh?

The image above really covers how I feel at the moment.  I had a grea ... http://p.ost.im/p/e6qcgC

Ghetto Star Wars - C3PO Is In RARE Form - Hilarious [Video]

This is just too funny, I'm thinking this is NOT what George Lucas had in mind for C3PO but it's workin...ha ha ... http://p.ost.im/p/e6NDgt

Men Who Drove Around With Dead Friend In Car Claim They Thought He Was Drunk

I think it was back in August that we blogged a story about 2 guys having a night out with their dead friend in ... http://p.ost.im/p/e62qYJ

Black Cherokee Natives May Lose Their Tribal Citizenship

I know I quote my mom a lot but, she was a smart woman so ..... mom said, you'll learn a lot of things if you l ... http://p.ost.im/p/e6Mt2h

Florida Lawmaker Files To Repeal Ban On 'Dwarf Tossing' [Video]

It seems that a Florida legislator is trying to create jobs in the state of Florida by repealing the ban on dwa ... http://p.ost.im/p/e68VMR

Man Accidentally Posts Photos To Facebook With Stolen Phone

The more I see articles like this, the more I really am starting to think that I need a "That's what the hell y ... http://p.ost.im/p/ejvP7G

Cougar Granny Busted Having Drunk Sex In Front Of Family Restaurant

Farmington, Michigan - Tim Adams, 54, and Rita Daniels, 71, were jailed early last month after they reportedl ... http://p.ost.im/p/e6MY29

Man Jailed After Reporting His Collection Of Child Porn Stolen - That's WTF He Gets!

Delhi, California  - Kraig Stockard, a 54-year-old Delhi man was jailed after he allegedly called police an ... http://p.ost.im/p/e6jMvt

Welcome To The Real World – Not If I Can Help It

Well, finally.  I get a chance to just let go for a little bit.  This ... http://p.ost.im/p/ejTNVa

Man Arrested For Breaking Into Cars On Police Parking Lot - After Getting Out Of Jail

A southwest Florida man found himself in jail twice within a couple of hours after authorities say he tried to ... http://p.ost.im/p/e6L5Kd

Police Lure 100 Fugitives By Offering A Free TV - Suckers!!! [Video]

My mom used to tell me that the good things in life ain't free and not all free things are good.  I think mor ... http://p.ost.im/p/ej3Uyx

Stangzine Must Be Doin Well - Folks Is Callin Folks Names *Smh*

Even though this should be a disclaimer for the whole blog, I am going to add it to this post.  If you are ov ... http://p.ost.im/p/e6dNfj

Open During Construction ...

I am doing some layout changes, however, all categories and so on will be available while I'm changing the layo ... http://p.ost.im/p/e66apr

Man Gouges Out Own Eyes During Crowded Church Service

I dont usually talk a lot about international news but, crazy is crazy ... http://p.ost.im/p/ejmnmG

Dope Seeker Calls On-Duty St. Cloud Cop Trying To Buy Weed

Aaaaand this is why they call it dope...lolA persistent pursuer of pot unwittingly called an on-duty St. Cl ... http://p.ost.im/p/ejSRgj

Customer Disservice - Another Epic McFail

It's a low down dirty shame when one has the feeling, before leaving the house, that a trip to the McDonald's D ... http://p.ost.im/p/ejxEdM

Handcuffed Man Ditches Police - Turns Himself In Still In Cuffs

LOWELL, Ind. (CBS) – An 18-year-old Northwest Indiana man is free on bond, after being arrested and handcuf ... http://p.ost.im/p/ejfHeS