Girl, All You Need Is A Fork In You - You're Done!

I am surprised that I have not been asked this question yet, like a lot of people, I tend to try and help my fr ... http://p.ost.im/p/ejs2CB

Where They Do That At? A Friday Rant!

I really enjoy social networking but many times I don’t take part in “serious” thread discussions on cont ... http://p.ost.im/p/ejqx8V

Detroit police are investigating the Booty Lounge – Mobile Strip club

The city of Detroit is determining whether a mobile strip club called the Booty Lounge can legally park and ope ... http://p.ost.im/p/ejjYTy

Man Jailed After Choking Wife Over Game Of Yahtzee

Naples, Florida  - Ian Stuart Wood, a 50-year-old Naples man was jailed Saturday after he allegedly choked hi ... http://p.ost.im/p/ej8r8p

Exploding Toilet Injures Two Workers At Federal Building

WASHINGTON — Restrooms are back in service at a General Services Administration building, where a toilet expl ... http://p.ost.im/p/e2KV2N

TSA Probes Woman's Hair For Explosives [Video]

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Texas Ends Special "Last Meal Requests" For Death Row Inmates

I thought this article was kind of interesting.  On September 21, 2011, while the world was watching to see i ... http://p.ost.im/p/e2PpuV

University City, Missouri - Burglar Caught Frying Bacon When Owner Returns Home

I guess I burned bread on myself when earlier I wrote about how I hoped that the Midwest phuckery didn't get ... http://p.ost.im/p/e26DYE

Wife Sues After Husband's Brain Is Removed

ALFRED, Maine — The practices of a prestigious medical research institute that studies schizophrenia and bi ... http://p.ost.im/p/e2VR67

Man Given Special Probation After Claiming Viagra Made Him Masturbate In Public

At least 22-year old Jean Leconte of Bridgeport, CT blamed Viagra on his indiscretions and not the devil.... ... http://p.ost.im/p/e2STMY

Man Jailed After Breaking Into Sex Shop, Making Off With Empty Porn Video Cases

This is one of those stories that goes in the "that's what his ass gets" files......lol.  I don't know what i ... http://p.ost.im/p/e2Ua6v

Man Jailed After Threatening Taco Bell Employee With Shotgun For Forgetting His Hot Sauce

Lee's Summit, Mo - Jeremy Combs, a 30-year-old Missouri man was jailed after he allegedly returned to a Taco ... http://p.ost.im/p/e2hsSp

St. Louis Inmate Fights Off a Dozen Guards with Homemade Nunchucks, Escapes

A St. Louis prison inmate who escaped after fighting through more than a dozen guards using homemade nunchucks ... http://p.ost.im/p/eYbpcV

Missouri Boy Brings Mom's Crack Pipe To School For Show And Tell

There are some things that children should NOT perceive as normal!!!  He brought not only the pipe, but the r ... http://p.ost.im/p/eYqD8K

Life After Death? 2 Denver Men Arrested For Partying With Dead Friend

Click Here To See Video DENVER-- It's a real life version of the movie "Weekend at Bernie’s" with two ... http://p.ost.im/p/eYNEPM

Stang's Friday Funny - Go Head Wit Yo Bad Self

I am not sure what this girl is doing but I will say that she's got more guts than most and whatever she's doin ... http://p.ost.im/p/eYAab9

Nicolas Cage Awakened By Naked Man With Fudgesicle

(Reuters) - For actor Nicolas Cage, making the new thriller movie "Trespass" hit close to home.Cage, at the ... http://p.ost.im/p/eYan9s

Man Sought For Toe-Sucking Assault On 83-Year Old Woman In Arkansas

First off, NO!  These are not the real toes of the woman that got her toes sucked but I'm not sure which is w ... http://p.ost.im/p/eYUKXr

Cleveland Burger Burglar Gets Stuck In Rooftop Vent

A Cleveland burglary suspect was caught in the act after getting stuck in a restaurant's rooftop air conditioni ... http://p.ost.im/p/eYCby6

SpongeBob SquarePants Takes Boulevard Beat Down [Video]

video platformvideo managementvideo solutionsvideo playerI am thinking that when this guy took this (what I ... http://p.ost.im/p/eYQstE

Louis Vuitton Ready To Unleash Condom Line

A $68.00 condom?  Really?  Hell, I'm hard pressed to find a $68.00 worth of ass ........ I'm not sayin, I'm j ... http://p.ost.im/p/eYYGf5

Man Jailed After Biting Off Enemy's Eyebrow

BUENA PARK – A 29-year-old man is behind bars on suspicion of biting off a chunk of a man's eyebrow, chewing ... http://p.ost.im/p/eY9DXg

Thug Life 15 Years Later - A Disgrace To Tupac?

I have purposefully chosen to ignore the repeated postings about this being the 15th anniversary of Pac's death ... http://p.ost.im/p/eFCf7j

Swedish Man Blacks Out - Leaves 9 Pounds Of Meth At Grocery Store

This dude is so far off of his brick, he made me break out my crayons and draw him a sign...Mr. Swedish Crackhe ... http://p.ost.im/p/eFqh7j

Woman Busted With 77 Grams Of Crack In Her Vagina

Dude, seriously??  She did not get the "the vee jay jay is not a spare pocket" memo?  What cracks me up the m ... http://p.ost.im/p/eFnTGJ

Study Shows That Smoking Weed Is Not Linked To Obesity

Just thought some of you would like to know........if you think you're overweight and you smoke dope, you need ... http://p.ost.im/p/eFGywa

Vermont Man Catches Thief In Car - Drives Him To Police Station

A Vermont man says he got a surprise after he noticed a man running away from his vehicle where he'd been tryin ... http://p.ost.im/p/eFXg66

Man Who Burglarized Jewelry Store Previously Called & Tried To Collect Reward

It's been said that "crime doesn't pay", in this case, it doesn't pay the first nor the second time Emile Pratt ... http://p.ost.im/p/eFcu7f

9 Amish Men Jailed For Refusing To Put Reflective Plate On Buggies

I say they leave the Amish alone, they make the best apple butter ever.......Nine Amish men have been order ... http://p.ost.im/p/eY8qGk

Two Mothers Drive Their Teen Daughters To Park To Fight

Ugh, stories like this make my head hurt.  It is proof of my theory that just because one is over the age of ... http://p.ost.im/p/eY89P5

That Heffa LUVS Her Chicken From Popeyes - But It's NOT That Serious

Yanno, I scour the net to find good ole fashioned stupidity.  Today, I didn't have to scour the net, I just t ... http://p.ost.im/p/eF3Ksp

TLC's Toddlers & Tiaras Officially Puts Toddlers On The Ho Stroll

Well it seems that TLC's (remember, that is supposed to stand for "The Learning Channel") is up to it's old "tr ... http://p.ost.im/p/eFyBWU

Vampire Arrested After Biting Wheelchair-Bound Man Outside Of Hooters Restaurant

This is the second "vampire" biting story that we've had this week.  I have to wonder if any of these self-pr ... http://p.ost.im/p/eF5H9H

Ankle Bracelet Implicates Man In Home Burglary

Turns out a court-monitored ankle bracelet is not proper attire for an armed robbery.Apparently Steven K. T ... http://p.ost.im/p/eFuEhC

Arizona Walmart Employees Rob Store To Fund Sex Change

PHOENIX (Reuters) - Two Walmart employees robbed an Arizona store where they worked, stealing $45,000, and plan ... http://p.ost.im/p/eFDDGf

Man Gets Probation For Fake Orgy Ad On Craigslist

HARTFORD, Conn. - A Connecticut man has been sentenced to probation for posting a bogus ad about an orgy at the ... http://p.ost.im/p/eF82ng

Dear Stang - I Know A Player When I See One

I was beginning to wonder if bringing back this feature was going to be a total bust or not but I've started re ... http://p.ost.im/p/eFhNkP

Are People REALLY Masturbating Themselves To Death?

Apparently, I'm one of the few people reporting these shenanigans that is actually doing any fact checking.  ... http://p.ost.im/p/eFHyng

In The Land Of Fairytales - Belle Is A Drag Queen? Who Knew?!

I'd never thought of the possibility of Belle being a Drag Queen but if this is any indication of what it would ... http://p.ost.im/p/eF5y2q

Woman Jailed After Stripping Off Clothes At Strip Club She Didn't Work At

ARRESTED??? Wow, for some people I know, that's a routine Saturday night....ha!!  Who knew?Clearwater, Fl ... http://p.ost.im/p/eFFdmP

WTF Is This & Why Is This For Sale?

Umm I'm not "Thrilled"........ the hell?  FAIL ... oh, it's for sale on Etsy ... http://p.ost.im/p/eFygAL

Man Jailed After Attacking 12-Year-Old Boy And Father With Pair Of Chopsticks

Springfield, Mass.  - Vo Duc Au, a 31-year-old Massachusetts man was jailed Wednesday after he allegedly stab ... http://p.ost.im/p/eF9yGV

Arizona Man Jailed After Walking Into Telemarketing Firm & Exposing Penis

I'm not one to talk about someone's kid but this is  one ugly dude, exposing his penis in public is probably ... http://p.ost.im/p/eFkHXW

Man Attempts Carjacking - Would Be Victim Drives Carjacker To Jail

(Kansas City, MO) - When a man with a gun jumped on the hood of her car in Kansas City and demanded she drive, ... http://p.ost.im/p/eFf7DE

Woman Charged With Stalking After Calling Man 65,000 Times In One Year

AMSTERDAM — A 42-year-old woman has been charged with stalking after she allegedly called a man she claimed ... http://p.ost.im/p/eFjE2r

Planking Is OUT.... Batmanning Is Not... *Smh*

Just when I was all prepared to think that planking was just bout the pinnacle of phuckery, here comes "Batmann ... http://p.ost.im/p/eNnpmq

28-Year Old Man Man Gets Jail Time For Overdue Library Books.......Seriously?

Places really have nothing to do now other than have people serve jail time over due library books?  From the ... http://p.ost.im/p/eNGjdn

Son Robs Father At Knifepoint To Help Relieve Prolonged Erection

Confused??  Yea, I was too there for a sec, but how weird is this:David Miller, a 30-year-old New York ma ... http://p.ost.im/p/eNtkMc

Man Arrested With 5 Lobsters In His Pants

Let me just get this really bad, played out joke out of the way.....better lobster than crabs.... moving on.... ... http://p.ost.im/p/eN75Yu

Man Dressed As Gumby Tries To Rob Store [Video]

A man in a Gumby suit attempted to rob a 7-Eleven store but became nervous and escaped with only some loose c ... http://p.ost.im/p/eNGr3m

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New Birth Control Method Boasts 100% Effective For Men & Women

Well, looks like there is good news on the horizon for people looking for a birth control method that is hormon ... http://p.ost.im/p/eNXmPW

Two Niceville Florida Men Arrested For Rolling Sloppy Joints

In all my years, this is the first time that I've ever heard of someone needing a bib to roll a joint ....N ... http://p.ost.im/p/eN7ney

Shirtless Indiana Man Tells Police He Was "Cuckoo For Coca Puffs"

MERRILLVILLE, Ind. (AP) — State police say troopers found a shirtless man marching along Interstate 65 in nor ... http://p.ost.im/p/eN7P6P

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