Tuesday, January 11, 2011

It’s A Bird! It’s A Plane! It’s…Phoenix Jones?

It’s A Bird! It’s A Plane! It’s…Phoenix Jones?: "

Well sports fans, it looks as if Seattle, Washington has it’s very own “Justice League” headed by Seattle’s very own (da, da da daaaaa) Phoenix Jones!  Phoenix is a mild mannered citizen by day but by night, with his trusty “net gun” (not to mention the grappling hook)  and sidekick “Buster Doe”, Phoenix and his compadres patrol the streets of Seattle to feed the homeless, stopping fights and helping those in need.  Just recently, Phoenix Jones thwarted an evil doers attempts to steal a vehicle in mid-steal!  Take THAT you lazy Green Hornet, you!


Am I making this up as I go along?  One could only think so, but no, what I wrote is the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth.  One might think that the police would be annoyed with band of superheros but they are not.  The police always caution for civilians not to take matters into their own hands and sees the group as kind of a neighborhood watch program.


Phoenix Jones admits, he has no superpowers, drives a regular car and was motivated into becoming a superhero when, one night, a friend of his was beat up outside of a bar.  With 70 onlookers to the fight, no one did anything.  So, out of the back alleys of a barroom brawl, Phonex Jones, known as no other name was born (roll entry credits………lol).



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