Tuesday, February 15, 2011

400 Pound Shoplifter Gets Stuck In Doorway

400 Pound Shoplifter Gets Stuck In Doorway: "


Oh for the love of Krispy Kreme doughnuts, this is pure fuckery!! 400 pound Jerrie Perkins, age 30 from Rochester Hills, MI was arrested for trying to steal over $600 worth of electronic merchandise from a local Meijers store. Perkins was caught when her motorized wheelchair got caught in the store’s electric doors and sounded the store alarms. Perkins then struck a store employee and then had the nerve to take a “fighting stance” against sheriffs when they arrived. Perkins was charged with unarmed robbery, resisting and obstructing a police officer and second-degree retail fraud.

I don’t know why in the hell a 400 pound woman in a motorized wheelchair thought she was going anywhere fast. Hell, I don’t know why in the hell a 400 pound woman without a motorized wheelchair would think she was going anywhere fast with an assload of electronics….maybe she thought they were cookies, who the hell knows?

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